有關易懂英語笑話欣賞

　　笑話是民族文化及社會生活中不可缺少的一環,從古至今都擁有廣大的受眾,深受人們喜愛。小編整理了有關易懂英語笑話，歡迎閱讀!

　　有關易懂英語笑話：Indian Ride

　　A young woman from New York was driving through a remote part of Texas when her car broke down. An American

　　Indian on horseback soon came along and offered her a ride to a nearby town. She climbed up behind him on the

　　horse and they rode off.

　　The ride was uneventful, except that every few minutes the Indian would shout out a wild "Ye-e-e-e-e-ha-a-a-"

　　so loud that it echoed off the

　　surrounding hills.

　　When they arrived in town, he let her off at the local service station, she expressed her thanks, and he

　　yelled a final "Ye-e-e-e-e-ha-a-a!" and rode

　　off.

　　"Why was that Indian so excited?" asked the service station attendant. "I don't know. I just rode behind him

　　on the horse with my arms around his

　　waist and holding onto the saddle horn so that I wouldn't fall off," the woman answered.

　　"Lady," the attendant said, "Indians don't use saddles."

　　有關易懂英語笑話：Cheating Statue

　　A woman and her lover are in bed together when the husband comes home. The woman jumps up, shoves the guy in a corner of the bedroom, rubs him down in baby oil and covers him in talcum powder. "Don't move! You're a statue!" The husband comes up to the bedroom and inquires about the new decoration. The wife explains that the Smith family next door acquired a statue for their bedroom recently, and if they could get one, so could she. The married couple go to bed, but at midnight the husband goes downstairs, gets a glass of milk and some cookies, and comes back upstairs. He hands the snack to the statue and says, "Here. I stood around for 3 days at the Smiths', and they never fed me a thing!"

　　有關易懂英語笑話：Fast Divorce

　　A married couple are driving along a highway doing 60mph, the wife behind the wheel. Her husband suddenly looks over at her and says, "Honey, I know we've been married for 20 years, but I want a divorce."

　　The wife says nothing but slowly increases speed to 70 mph.

　　He then says, "I don't want you to try to talk me out of it, because I've been having an affair with your best friend, and she's a better lover than you are."

　　Again the wife stays quiet but speeds up as her anger increases.

　　"I want the house," he insists, pressing his luck. Again the wife speeds up, to eighty mph.

　　He says, "I want the car, too," but she just drives faster and faster.

　　By now she's up to ninety mph. "All right," he says, "I want the bank accounts, and all the credit cards, too."

　　The wife slowly starts to veer toward a bridge.

　　This makes him a bit nervous, so he says, "Isn't there anything you want?"

　　The wife says, "No, I've got everything I need."

　　"Oh, really," he says, "so what have you got?"

　　Right before they slam into the wall at a 100 mph, the wife smiles and says, " The airbag."

　　有關易懂英語笑話：King Solomon's Wisdom

　　Two women came before wise King Solomon, dragging between them a young man in a three-piece suit. "This young lawyer agreed to marry my daughter," said the first one.

　　"No! He agreed to marry MY daughter," said the other.

　　And so they haggled before the King until he called for silence.

　　"Bring me my biggest sword," said Solomon, "and I shall hew the young attorney in half. Each of you shall receive a half."

　　"Sounds good to me," said the first woman.

　　But the other woman said, "Oh Sire, do not spill innocent blood. Let the other woman's daughter marry him."

　　The wise King did not hesitate a moment. "The attorney must marry the first lady's daughter," he proclaimed.

　　"But she was willing to hew him in two!" exclaimed the King's court.

　　"Indeed," said wise King Solomon. "That shows she is the TRUE mother-in-law."

　　有關易懂英語笑話：Farting Lady

　　A very attractive young lady was sitting in a fine restaurant one night.

　　Waiting for her date as she was, she wanted to make sure everything was perfect. So, as she bends down in her chair to get the mirror from her purse, she accidentally farts quite loudly just as the waiter walks up.

　　Sitting up straight now, embarrassed and red faced, knowing everyone in the place heard her, turns to the waiter and demands "Stop That!"

　　The waiter looks at her dryly and says "Sure lady, which way was it headed?"