關於英語笑話故事帶翻譯的

　　英語笑話是民族文化不可或缺的一部分，它在“不經意”中影響著人們的認知和道德價值觀。本文是，希望對大家有幫助!

　　關於英語笑話故事帶翻譯：BUYING A HAT

　　A lady went to a hat shop to buy a hat. As she was very fussy, it took her a long time to pick on one. Already at the end of his patience the salesman was afraid that she might change her mind again so he tried to flatter her: "An excellent choice, madam. You look at least ten years younger with this hat on!" To his dismay, the lady took off her hat at once and said: "I don't want a hat that makes me look ten years older as soon as I take it off. Show me some more hats!"

　　買帽子

　　一位婦女到一家帽子店買帽子。她很挑剔，用了很長時間才選好了一頂。已經忍耐到極限的售貨員害怕她再改變主意，便恭維她："你做了極好的選擇，夫人。你戴上這頂帽子看上去起碼年輕十歲!"但令他沮喪的是，這位女士馬上摘下了她的帽子說："我不想要一頂摘下來便使我立刻顯得老十歲的帽子。多拿一些帽子給我看看!"

　　關於英語笑話故事帶翻譯：I CAN GO HOME.

　　One day after school the teacher said to his students, "Tomorrow morning, if any one of you can answer my first question, I will permit him or her to go home earlier." The next day, when the teacher came into the classroom, he found the blackboard daubed. He was very angry and asked, "Who did it? Please stand up!" "It's me," said Bob, "Now, I can go home. Good-bye, Sir."

　　我可以回家了

　　一天，放學以後，老師對他的學生們說："明天上午，如果你們當中的任何一個同學能首先回答我的問題，我就准許他或她最先回家。"第二天，老師走進教室時發現黑板被塗得亂七八糟，他非常生氣的問："誰塗的?請站起來!"鮑勃說："先生，是我，現在我可以回家了，再見!"

　　關於英語笑話故事帶翻譯：MONEY AND FRIENDS

　　A: Which do you find more important, money or friends?

　　B: Friends, of course.

　　A: Why?

　　B: I can always borrow money from friends.

　　錢和朋友

　　甲：你認為錢和朋友哪一個更重要?

　　乙：當然是朋友。

　　甲：為什麼?

　　乙：我總可以從朋友那兒借到錢。

　　關於英語笑話故事帶翻譯：I WANT A NIGHTMARE

　　Before the final examination, Tom told his mother, "Mom, I had a dream last night that I' passed today's exam." "Don't trust dreams, dear. It is said what you experience in dreams usually turns out to be the opposite." Mother replied. "Then I do hope I'll fail the other subjects n my dream tonight," Tom said.

　　想做壞夢

　　在期末考試之前，湯姆告訴他的母親："媽媽，我昨天晚上做了一個夢，夢見我通過了今天的考試。""不要相信夢，親愛的。據說夢中的經歷通常與現實相反。"媽媽答道。"那麼，我真希望在今晚的夢中，我的其他功課都不及格。"湯姆說。

　　關於英語笑話故事帶翻譯：TOM'S EXCUSE

　　teacher: Tom, why are you late for school every day?

　　Tom: Every time I come to the corner, a sign says, "School-Go Slow".

　　湯姆的藉口

　　老師：湯姆，您為什麼每天上學遲到?

　　湯姆：我每次路過拐角，一個路標上面寫著："學校----慢行。"