較短的英語笑話帶翻譯

　　笑話是內容豐富並具有出乎意料結尾的幽默口頭故事。笑話幾乎涵蓋人們生活的所有領域,其中包括政治笑話、經濟笑話、家庭生活笑話、關於民族性格的笑話等。小編整理了，歡迎閱讀!

　　：Mushroom and Toadstool

　　Younger Scout: How can I tell the difference between a mushroom and a toadstool?

　　Older Scout: Just eat one before you go to bed. If you wake up the next morning, it was a mushroom.

　　蘑菇與毒蕈

　　年少的童子軍：我怎樣才能把蘑菇和毒蕈區別開呢?

　　年長的童子軍：上床前吃一個。如果你第二天早上醒來，那就是蘑菇。

　　：Clever Thieves

　　Police: When can it be that the thieves broke into your house?

　　Owner: How could I know as my watch was stolen?

　　聰明的小偷

　　警察：你估計小偷是什麼時候進入你家的?

　　失主：我的手錶都被偷走了，我怎麼知道是什麼時候?

　　：Hen's Legs

　　Son: Why are hen's legs so short?

　　Dad: You're a fool. If the hen's legs were too long, wouldn't they drop their eggs into pieces when laying?

　　母雞的腿

　　兒子：為什麼母雞的腿這麼短呢?

　　父親：你真笨。如果母雞的腿太長，它們下蛋的時候，雞蛋豈不都摔碎了?

　　：Coincidence

　　A woman was singing. One of the guests turned to a man by his side and criticized the singer.

　　"What a terrible voice!" he said. "Do you know who she is?"

　　"Yes," was the answer. "She is my wife."

　　"Oh, I beg your pardon." The man said, "Of course her voice is not bad, but the song is very bad. I wonder who wrote that awful song."

　　"I did." was the answer.

　　巧合

　　一位女士正在唱歌。一位客人轉身對他旁邊的男士批評道：

　　“多難聽的嗓音!”他說，“你知道她是誰嗎?”

　　“知道，”男士回答，“她是我太太。”

　　“噢，請你原諒。”客人說，“當然，她的嗓音並不壞，但那歌實在太差了。我想知道那是誰寫的歌。”

　　“是我。”男士回答道。

　　：Your Coat Is on Fire

　　The master, to impress on his pupils the need of thinking before speaking, told them to count fifty before saying anything important, and one hundred if it was very important.

　　The next day he was speaking, standing with his back to the fire, when he noticed several lips moving rapidly. Suddenly the whole class shouted: "Ninety-eight, ninety-nine, a hundred. Your coat is on fire, sir!"

　　您的大衣著火了

　　老師為了讓學生記住先思考後發言，告訴他們在說出重要事情之前先數到50，如果是特別重要的事情，要先數到100。 第二天，當老師背靠著火爐講課時，發現好幾個學生的嘴脣在很快地不停地動。突然，全班學生一起喊道：“九十八，九十九，一百。老師，您的大衣著火了!”