關於一年級英語笑話精選

　　小學生從三年級開始學習英語,此時所學英語都是非常基礎的知識，而簡短的英語笑話也能夠為小學生們提供基礎的英語知識。小編分享關於一年級英語笑話，希望可以幫助大家!

　　關於一年級英語笑話：誰在打架

　　Who was fighting

　　Mother: Freddie, why is your face so red?

　　Freddie: I was running up the street to stop a fight.

　　Mother: That's a very nice thing to do. Who was fighting?

　　Freddie: Me and Jackie Smith.

　　關於一年級英語笑話：驅蠅妙招

　　The way to keep away flies

　　There was a customer who came and asked a waiter in a cafeteria: "Oh, tell me, Susan, how do you keep all the flies out of your coffee shop?"

　　So she said: "I just let the flies taste the stuff."

　　關於一年級英語笑話：如何致富

　　How to become rich

　　Little brother: I saw you kiss my sister, and if you don't give me a nickel I'll tell my father.

　　Sister's boyfriend: No, don't do that. Here's a nickel.

　　Little brother: That makes a buck and a quarter I've made this month.

　　關於一年級英語笑話：他們全都淹死了

　　They're all drowned

　　The great painter was asked one day to paint a picture of Pharaoh crossing the Red Sea. A little while after the picture had been commenced, a hitch arose over the fee, and Hogarth found that he would have to complete the commission for about half the sum he expected. When the work was completed, the patron was asked to come and inspect it. As a matter of fact, the picture was just one daub of brilliant red.

　　"What's this?" exclaimed the purchaser. "I asked for the Red Sea, on the occasion of the celebrated passage."

　　"That's it," replied Hogarth.

　　"But, where are the Israelites?"

　　"They are all gone over."

　　"Where are the Egyptians?"

　　"They're all drowned."

　　注：《出埃及記》中記載，耶和華要懲罰法老王的剛硬，於是連降下十個災禍，直到埃及人屈服。法老敵不過神，就答應釋放以色列人，但以色列人剛離開埃及不久，法老又轉意，並派兵追擊以色列人。神再一次施展大能，使以色列人越過紅海，埃及人追趕至海中央就被海水淹沒。

　　hitch: 故障，障礙

　　daub: 塗抹，塗料

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　　我也是

　　關於一年級英語笑話：Clever dog

　　A little boy was practicing his violin, while his father sat reading the newspaper. The family dog began to howl along dismally.

　　Finally, the father could endure the combination no more and said, "Can't you play something the dog doesn't know?"