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　　搞笑英語笑話帶翻譯：下雨

　　A small boy and his father were having a walk in the country when it suddenly began to rain very hard. They did not have their umbrella with them， and there was nowhere tohide from the rain， so they were soon very wet， and the small boy did not feel very happy.

　　For a long time while they were walking home through the rain， the boy was thinking. Then at last he turned to his father and said to him，“Why does it rain， Father? It isn't very nice， is it?”

　　“No， it isn't very nice， but it's very useful，Tom，”answered his father.“It rains to make the fruit and the vegetables grow for us， and to make the grass grow for the cows and sheep.”

　　Tom thought about this for a few seconds， and then he said，“Then，why does it rain on the road too， Father?”

　　一個小男孩和他的父親正在鄉間行走，突然下起了大雨。

　　他們沒帶傘，加上四下無處可以躲雨，所以很快他們渾身上下被淋溼了，小男孩感到很不好受。

　　他們在雨中朝家走去，有好一會兒，那個男孩一直在思索著什麼。後來終於他朝父親轉過臉去，問他說：“爸爸，為什麼天會下雨呢?下雨可不太好，是吧?”

　　“是呀，下雨是不太好，可是下雨也有很多有益的地方，湯姆。”父親回答說。“老天爺下雨促使了為我們所食用的水果和蔬菜的生長，同樣也促使牛羊所吃的青草的生長。”

　　湯姆對父親的這番話想了一會，然後說：“那麼，父親，老天爺為什麼還要把雨下在路上呢?”

　　搞笑英語笑話帶翻譯：有錢的父親

　　John D.Rocke feller， the wellkn own millionaire，gave away millions， but he himselfwas very mean about small sums of money. One day he went to stay at a hotel in New York and asked for the cheapest room in it. He said，“I am staying here alone and only need a small room.”

　　The manager showed him into a room and said，“This is our smallest and cheapest room，” and added，“but why do you choose a poor room like this? When your son stays here， he always has our most expensive room ;yours is our cheapest.”

　　“Oh! yes，”said Rockefeller，“but his father is a rich man;mine isn't.”

　　搞笑英語笑話帶翻譯：父親的東西

　　When Tom Howard was seventeen years old he was as tallas his father，so he began toborrow Mr.Howard's clothes when he wanted to go out with his friends in the evening.

　　Mr.Howard did not like this， and he always got very angry when he found his son wearing any of his things.

　　One evening when Tom came downstairs to go out， his father stopped him in the hall. He looked at Tom's clothes very carefully.

　　Then he said angrily，“Isn't that one of my ties，Tom?”

　　“Yes，Father，it is，”answered Tom.

　　“And that shirt's mine too，isn't that one of my ties，Tom?”

　　“Yes，that's yours too，”answered Tom.

　　“And you're wearing my belt!” said Mr.Howard.

　　“Yes， I am， Father，”answered Tom.“You don't want your trousers to fall down， do you?”

　　父親的東西

　　湯姆·霍華德17歲的時候，長得和他父親一般高了，於是當他想和朋友晚上一起出去時，就開始借穿起霍華德先生的衣服來。

　　霍華德先生可不喜歡這樣，所以，當他發現兒子穿了他的什麼衣服時，就總是十分惱火。

　　一天晚上，正當湯姆走下樓來要出去時，父親在門廳裡攔住了他。他細細地打量著湯姆身上的穿著。

　　然後他氣呼呼地說：“湯姆，那不是我的一條領帶嗎?”

　　湯姆回答說：“是的，父親，是你的領帶。”

　　他的父親又繼續問：“還有那襯衫也是我的，對吧?”

　　湯姆回答說：“是的，那也是你的。”

　　霍華德先生說：“還有，你連皮帶也是用我的!”

　　湯姆回答說：“是呀，父親。你總不希望讓你的褲子掉下來吧，是嗎?”