英語笑話短文精選

　　笑話是民族文化不可或缺的一部分。透過笑話我們可以看到一個民族的生存環境、生活方式、社會關係和心理特徵等等。本文是英語笑話短文，希望對大家有幫助!

　　英語笑話短文：你還能吃嗎

　　Can you eat any more 

　　In Chemistry class, the teacher was explaining the relationship between solvent and solute: "A certain solvent can only dissolve a certain solute. For example, you have eaten a bowl of rice, then one more bowl. After having eaten the third bowl, you have felt full to the throat. At this time, can you eat any more?"

　　One of the students asked: "Is there any dish?"

　　化學課上老師講解溶劑與溶質的關係：“一定的溶劑只能溶解一定的溶質。比如說，你吃了一碗飯，又吃了一碗，第三碗吃下去已經飽了，你還能吃下去嗎?”

　　有個學生問：“還有菜嗎?”

　　英語笑話短文：廚房裡太黑了

　　The kitchen is so dark 

　　After supper, the parents were busy playing mah-jong with the guests. At this point the mother thought of something and said to her son who was watching TV, "Honey, go see if the kitchen light is on or not?" After a while, her son returned and said, "Ma, the kitchen is so dark that I cannot see it at all."

　　晚飯後，父親和母親都忙著和客人玩麻將，這時母親忽然想起點兒事來，便對正在看電視的兒子說道：“寶貝，去看看廚房裡的燈是不是還開著呢?” 過了一會兒，兒子回來說：“媽，廚房裡太黑了，我根本就看不見。”

　　英語笑話短文：The remaining sheep 剩下的羊

　　The teacher said: "If the shepherd put twenty sheep out to feed on the grass in a field, five of them jumped a fence, how many sheep would be left?"

　　"None," called out little Mac. The teacher said: "I am surprised that you can't count correctly. I know that you are good at arithmetic, but you have made such a mistake now."

　　Little Mac said: "You know arithmetic, teacher, but you don't know sheep. I know that if one sheep jumped, the rest will follow it to do the same."

　　老師說：“如果牧羊人把20只羊放到牧場上去吃草，有5只羊跳出了圍欄，還會剩下多少隻?”

　　小麥克大聲回答說：“一隻都沒有。”老師說：“我很驚訝，你竟然不會算數。我知道你的算術很好的，現在竟會出錯。”

　　小麥克說：“老師，你懂算術，但你不瞭解羊。我知道，若是有一隻羊跳了出去，其餘的就會跟著她跳出去。”

　　英語笑話短文：Mouthful

　　Little Johnny goes to school, and the teacher says, "Today we are going to learn multi-syllable words, class. Does anybody have an example of a multi-syllable word?"

　　Johnny says "Mas-tur-bate."

　　Miss Rogers smiles and says, "Wow, little Johnny, that's a mouthful."

　　Little Johnny says, "No, Miss Rogers, you're thinking of a blowjob."

　　英語笑話短文：Silly collectionWhat is Cheddar Gorge?

　　A large cheese sandwich!

　　What happens when you throw a green stone in the red sea?

　　It gets wet!

　　Why did the woman take a loaf of bread to bed with her?

　　To feed her nightmare!

　　What city cheats at exams?

　　Peking!

　　What makes the leaning Tower of Pisa lean?

　　It doesn't eat much!

　　Why is Alabama the smartest state in the USA?

　　Because it has 4 A's and one B!

　　Who invented fire?

　　Some bright spark!