中英文對照小笑話短文

　　笑話是一種頗受人們喜愛的民間敘事型別,材料豐富,有廣泛的現實基礎。小編整理了，歡迎閱讀!

　　篇一

　　教室裡太吵了

　　It was the first day of school.As the principal made his rounds，he heard a terrible commotion coming from one of the classrooms.He rushed in and spotted one boy，taller than the others，who seemed to be making the most noise.He seized the lad，dragged him to the hall，and told him to wait there until he was excused.

　　這是開學的第一天。校長在巡視的時候聽到一間教室特別地亂哄哄。他衝了進去，挑出一個比其他孩子都高的男孩兒，他似乎鬧得很凶。校長抓著這個男孩兒，將他拽到大廳裡，讓他待在那兒。

　　Returning to the classroom，the principal restored order and lectured the class for half an hour about the importance of good behavior.

　　回到教室，校長重整了課堂秩序，又花半小時講了舉止得體的重要性。

　　"Now,”hesaid, "arethereany question?”

　　“現在，”他說，“還有什麼問題嗎?”

　　One girl stood up timidly，“Please sir，”she asked，“May we have our teacher back?"

　　一個女孩怯生生地站了起來，“對不起，先生，”她問，“能讓我們的老師回來嗎?”

　　篇二

　　我以為你在叫下一個學生

　　A teacher was asking a student a lot of questions，but the student could not answer any of them. The teacher then decided to ask him some very easy questions so that he could get a few right. "What was Bunker Hill”she said.

　　老師問了一個學生很多問題，但是這個學生卻一個問題也回答不出來。於是老師決定提問他一些簡單的問題，好讓他回答對幾個。“邦克山是怎麼回事?”她說。

　　The student thought for some time and then answered，"An airport?”

　　學生想了一會兒，然後回答:“是飛機場吧?”

　　“No，it was a battle.”the teacher said. She was getting a little angry now, but she was trying not to show it. Then she asked，"Who was the first President of the United States?”

　　“不對，它是一次戰役的發生地。”老師說。此刻，她有些生氣了，但是她竭力不表現出來，隨後，她又問:“誰是美國的第一任總統?”

　　The student thought for a long time，but did not say anything. Then the teacher got very angry and shouted."George Washington s”Thestudent got up and began to walk towards his seat.

　　學生想了很久，但還是回答不出來。老師氣極了，大吼一聲:“喬治·華盛頓i”這個學生站了起來，朝著自己的座位走去。

　　"Come backs”the teacher said，“I did not tell you to go.”

　　“回來!”老師說，“我還沒有讓你走。”

　　"Oh，I am sorry.”the student said，“I thought you called the next student.”

　　“噢，對不起，”學生說，“我以為你在口歸一個學生。”

　　篇三

　　下在路上的雨

　　A small boy and his nature science teacher were having a walk in the country when it suddenly began to rain very hard. They did not have their umbrella with them，and there was nowhere to hide from the rain，so they were soon very wet，and the small boy did not feel happy.

　　一個男孩和他的自然科學老師正在鄉間漫步，忽然下起了謗沱大雨。他們沒有帶傘，而此刻又無處避雨，因此很快就被淋得渾身溼透了。小男孩很不高興。

　　For a long time while they were walking to school through the rain，the boy was thinking.Then at last he turned to the teacher and said to him，"Why does it rain，sir, it is not very nice，is it?”

　　當他們冒著雨往學校趕的時候，小男孩一直在思索著什麼。最後，他轉身問老師:“老師，為什麼要下雨呢?下雨不怎麼好玩，是不是啊?”

　　"No，it is not very nice，but it is very useful，Tom，"answered the teacher，"It rains to make the fruit and the vegetables grow for us，and to make the grass grow for the cows and sheep."

　　“是啊，下雨是不怎麼好玩。湯姆，但是有很多好處，”老師回答道，“雨使得瓜果蔬菜長出來給我們吃，也使得青草長出來給牛羊吃。”

　　Tom thought about this for a few seconds,and then he said，"Then，why does it rain on the road too,sir?”

　　對於這個回答，湯姆又想了想，然後他說:“那麼，老師，雨為什麼也要下在路上呢?”