七年級英語短的笑話

　　笑話能反映出一個民族的價值系統及其對周圍世界肯定和否定的態度。小編精心收集了，供大家欣賞學習!

　　篇1

　　Make your fortune

　　"How did you make your fortune?"

　　"I became the partner of a rich man.He had the money and I had the experience."

　　"How did that help?"

　　"Now he has the experience and I the money."

　　計劃你的將來

　　“你是怎麼計劃你的將來的?”

　　“我變成一個富人的合夥人，他有錢，我有經驗。”

　　“那有什麼用?”

　　“現在他有經驗了，我有錢。”

　　篇2

　　Boxing and Running

　　Dan is teaching his son how to box. As he does so, he left his friend, "This is a tough world, so I’m teaching my boy to fight."

　　Friend: "But suppose he comes up against someone much bigger than he is, who’s also been taught how to box."

　　Dan: "I’m teaching him how to run, too."

　　拳擊和賽跑

　　丹在教他的兒子怎樣拳擊。他告訴他的朋友：“這是一個粗暴的世界，所以我要教我的兒子怎麼去拼搏。”

　　朋友：“如果他碰上的對手是一個比他高大，健壯而且也會拳擊的人怎麼辦?”

　　丹：“我也會教他怎麼樣賽跑呢。”

　　篇3

　　Lawyers

　　A drunk stands up in a bar and shouts, "All Lawyers are scumbags". Another drunk stands up and yells, "Hey, I resent that remark". The first drunk yells. "Why are you a lawyer". "No", said the second drunk, "I’m a scumbag".

　　律師

　　一喝醉了的人在一聲酒吧呼喊,"所有的律師都是無賴" 。 另外的一個喝醉了的人站起來而且大叫,"嗨,我反對那一個評論". 開始的喝醉者大叫。 " 為什麼你是一位律師?". "沒有", 說那第二的喝醉了的,"我是一個無賴" 。

　　篇4

　　Correct

　　Teacher: Jimmy, what are the three words which pupils use most often at school?

　　Jimmy: I don’t know...

　　Teacher: Correct.

　　很對

　　教師：吉米，學生在學校裡經常用的三個字是什麼?

　　吉米：不知道……

　　老師：很對。