小學生兩分鐘英語小笑話

　　笑話則映射出不同的社會生活,是各民族智慧的集中體現,反映了本民族的生活觀和價值觀。小編精心收集了，供大家欣賞學習!

　　篇1

　　A Nail Or A Fly?

　　釘子還是蒼蠅?

　　An old gentleman whose eyesight was failing came to stay in a hotel room with a bottle of winein each hand. On the wall there was a fly which he took for a nail. So the moment he hung themon, the bottles fell broken and the wine spilt all over the floor.

　　一位視力正在衰退的老紳士住進了一家旅館的客房。他雙手各拿一瓶酒。在牆上有隻蒼蠅，他誤以為是枚釘子。他把兩隻瓶子朝上一掛，瓶子掉下來摔碎了，酒灑了一地。

　　When a waitress discovered what had happened, she showed deep sympathy for him anddecided to do him a favour.

　　一個女服務員發現發生的事情以後，對他深表同情，決定幫他個忙。

　　So the next morning when he was out taking a walk in the roof garden, she hammered a nailexactly where the fly had stayed.

　　於是，第二天早上他到樓頂花園散步時，她把一枚釘子釘在了蒼蠅停過的地方。

　　Now the old man entered his room. The smell of the spilt wine reminded him of the accident.When he looked up at the wall, he found the fly was there again! He walked to it carefully adnslapped it with all his strength.

　　這裡，老人回到了房裡。倒灑的酒味讓他想起了那件事。他抬頭往牆上一看，蒼蠅又停在了那兒!他輕手輕腳地走近，使盡全力拍了一掌。

　　On hearing a loud cry, the kind-hearted waitress rushed in. To her great surprise, the poor oldman was there sitting on the floor, his teeth clenched and his right hand bleeding!

　　聽到一聲大叫，好心的女服務員衝進房來。讓她大為吃驚的是，可憐的老頭正坐在地板上，牙關緊咬，右手滴血不止。

　　篇2

　　Very stupid robbersTwo robbers were robbing a hotel. The first robber said, "I hear sirens.Jump!"

　　兩個盜賊在一家旅館偷東西。第一個說：“我聽到警報響了，快跳吧!”

　　The second one said, "But we're on the 13 th floor!"The first one screamed back, "This is notime to be superstitious!"

　　第二個說：“但是我們現在在第13層啊!”第一個尖叫著回敬他：“都什麼時候了，還這麼迷信!”

　　篇3

　　I Could Do It Slower

　　我可以幹得慢一些

　　Patient: What do you charge for pulling a tooth?

　　病人：拔一顆牙收費多少?

　　Dentist: Fifty dollars.

　　牙醫：50美元。

　　Patient: Fifty dollars for a couple of minutes' work?

　　病人：只幾分鐘的活兒就要50美元?

　　Dentist: Well, I could do it slower, if you like.

　　牙醫：好的，如果你喜歡的話，我可以幹得慢一些。