簡短英文笑話大全

　　笑話是日常生活中人們消遣娛樂的一種常見語言現象,其目的在於在會話過程中傳遞和激發幽默感。小編精心收集了短篇英語笑話，供大家欣賞學習!

　　短篇英語笑話篇1

　　"no," growled***咆哮*** the quartermaster, "you can't have a new pair of shoes. the pair you have aren't worn out."

　　“不行，”軍需官大聲說：“你不能領一雙新鞋子，你穿著的那雙還沒有穿破。”

　　"not worn out," cried the recruit, " why, if i step on a dime i can feel if it's head or tails."

　　“沒穿破，”新兵叫道：“為什麼?如果我踩到一個一角硬幣，我可以知道踩著的那面是頭還是字。”

　　短篇英語笑話篇2

　　mark twain once went to borrow a certain book from a neighbour in tarry town.

　　在特里鎮，馬克.吐溫有一次去一位鄰居那兒借本書。

　　"may i borrow a book from you?" he asked politely.

　　“我可以向您借本書嗎?”他禮貌地問道。

　　"yes, you're more than welcome to it," the neighbour told him.

　　“當然，非常樂意，”鄰居告訴他，

　　"but i must ask you to read it here. you know i make a rule never to let any book go out of my library."

　　“但我要求你在這兒讀。你知道我有一條規定，那就是決不讓一本書拿出我的圖書室。 ”

　　some days later the neighbour wished to borrow twain's machine for cutting grass in the garden.

　　幾天後，這位鄰人想從吐溫那兒借臺割草機。

　　"why, certainly," twain told him, "you're more than welcome to it. but i must ask you to use it here. you know that i make it a rule never to let it go out of my garden."

　　“噢，當然，”吐溫告訴他，“非常樂意借給你。但我要你在這兒用。你知道我從來不允許它拿出我的花園。”

　　短篇英語笑話篇3

　　while taking photos of a bear eating fish in the forest, two journalists found the annoyed beast turned around to chase them.

　　兩個記者在森林中拍攝熊吃魚的鏡頭，忽然熊發現了他們並向他們衝過來，兩個記者拼命的跑，最後都要跑不動了。

　　in running, one journalist said to the other:"can't run any more! what should we do?" "no idea. but one of us will have his photo on the headline ***tomorrow***." replied his colleague.

　　一個記者說：“我們怎麼辦?”這時另一個記者對他的同伴說：“我也不知道，不過我們中的一個要上頭條了……”