最新最好笑的英文小笑話

　　笑話由於其滑稽可笑的特點而為人們長久以來所喜愛。冷笑話是近幾年新興的一種語言現象,它輕鬆詼諧、別具一格,給我們緊張的生活增添了幾分輕鬆的情趣,它一出現便受到了大多數人的喜愛。小編精心收集了，供大家欣賞學習!

　　篇1

　　A woman got a dent in her car and took it in to the repair shop.

　　The repairman decided to have a wee bit of fun. So he told her all she had to do was to take it home and blow in the tailpipe until the dent popped itself out.

　　After 15 minutes of this, a lady-one of the woman's friends came over and asked what she was doing.

　　"I'm trying to pop out this dent, but it's not really working."

　　"Duh you have to roll up the windows first!"

　　一位女士把車撞了一個坑,於是就去修車。

　　修理工決定幽她一默。他告訴她,她只需把車開回家,然後從排氣管裡往車裡吹氣,直到凹陷處自己鼓起來。

　　這位女士如法操作了15分鐘。這時,她的一位女性朋友來拜訪她,並問她在做什麼。

　　“我正在試著讓那個坑鼓起來,但這個辦法似乎並不管用。”

　　“嗯……你必須先把車窗搖上去!”

　　篇2

　　The notorious cheap skate finally decided to have a party. Explaining to a friend how to find hisapartment, he said, "Come up to the fifth floor and ring the doorbell with your elbow. Whenthe door open, push with your foot."

　　"Why use my elbow and foot?"

　　"Well, gosh," was the reply, "You're not coming empty-handed, are you?"

　　一個出了名的吝嗇鬼終於決定要請一次客了。他在向一個朋友解釋怎麼找到他家時說：“你上到五樓，找中間那個門，然後用你的胳膊肘按門鈴。門開了之後，再用你的腳把門推開。”

　　“為什麼要用我的肘和腳呢?”

　　“你的雙手得拿禮物啊。天哪，你總不會空著手來吧?”吝嗇鬼回答。

　　篇3

　　Father: Well, Tom, I asked to your teacher today, and now I want to ask you a question. Whois the laziest person in your class?

　　父親：哎，湯姆，今天我跟你們老師談過，現在我想問你個問題。你們班上誰最懶?

　　Tom: I don't know, father.

　　湯姆：我不知道，爸爸。

　　Father: Oh, yes, you do! Think! When other boys and girls are doing and writing, who sits inthe class and only watches how other people work?

　　父親：啊，不對，你知道!想想看，當別的孩子們都在做作業、寫字時，誰在課堂上坐著，只是看人家做功課?

　　Tom: Our teacher, father.

　　湯姆：我們老師，爸爸。