初一簡單的英語小笑話閱讀

　　笑話是人們真實生活的反映，透過笑話我們可以看到一個民族的生存環境、生活方式、社會關係和心理特徵等等。本文是初一簡單的英語小笑話，希望對大家有幫助!

　　初一簡單的英語小笑話：But the teacher cried

　　老師哭了

　　The six-year-old John was terribly spoiled.

　　六歲的約翰嬌生慣養。

　　His father knew it, but his grandma doted on him. He hardly left her side. And when he wantedanything, he either cried or threw a temper tantrum. Then came his first day of school, his firstday away from his grandmother's loving arms.

　　他的父親知道這一點，可他的祖父母仍然寵著他。這孩子幾乎寸步不離他的祖母。他想要什麼不是哭，就是鬧。他第一天上學才離開祖母的懷抱。

　　When he came home from school his grandma met him at the door.

　　約翰放學了，他奶奶在門口接他並問道：

　　"Was school all right?" she asked, "Did you get along all right? did you cry?"

　　“學校怎麼樣?你過的好嗎?哭了沒有?”

　　"Cry?" John asked. "No, I didn't cry, but the teacher did!"

　　“哭?”約翰問，“不，我沒哭，可老師哭了。”

　　初一簡單的英語小笑話：模仿鳥兒 Imitate Birds

　　A man tried to get a job in a stage show.

　　一個人想在一個舞臺劇中找份工作。

　　"What can you do?" asked the producer.

　　“你能幹什麼呢?”負責人問。

　　"Imitate birds," the man said.

　　“模仿鳥兒，”那人說。

　　"Are you kidding?" answered the producer, "People like that are a dime a dozen."

　　“你在開玩笑吧?”負責人答道，“那樣的人一毛錢可以找一打。”

　　"Well, I guess that's that." said the actor, as he spread his arms and flew out the window.

　　“噢，那就算了。”那名演員說著，展開翅膀，飛出了視窗。

　　初一簡單的英語小笑話：The World's Greatest Swordsman

　　世界上最偉大的擊劍手

　　At an exhibition of the world's best swordsman, the third-place fencer took the stage. A flywas released, and with an arc of his sword he cut the fly in half. The crowd cheered. Then thesecond-place man sliced a fly into quarters. A hush fell in anticipation of the world's greatestswordsman.

　　在一場世界最佳擊劍手錶演中，排名第三的擊劍手上場了。一隻蒼蠅放了出來，劍劃了一個弧，他將蒼蠅劈成了兩半。觀眾歡呼起來。緊接著排名第二的人將一隻蒼蠅切成了四半。現場一陣沉默，人們期盼著世界上最偉大的擊劍手出場。

　　His blade came down in a mighty arc - but the insect continued on its way! The crowd wasaghast. The greatest swordsman had missed his target completely, yet he continued to smile.

　　他的劍鋒以一個巨大的弧線劃了下來——然而那隻昆蟲還在繼續飛行!觀眾被驚呆了。最偉大的擊劍手完全錯過了他的目標，然而他還在微笑著。

　　"Why are you so happy?" someone yelled. "You missed!"

　　“你為什麼這麼高興?”有人嚷道，“你沒擊中!”

　　"Ah," replied the swordsman, "you weren't watching very carefully. They fly lives, yes - but hewill never be a father."

　　“啊，”劍手答道，“你剛才沒有很仔細地看。蒼蠅還活著，是的——但他永遠也做不成爸爸了。”