初一對話形式英語笑話

　　前蘇聯著名作家高爾基說過,“哪裡有人,哪裡就有笑聲。”從古到今,笑話是人們生活中不可缺少的“調劑品”。下面是小編帶來的，歡迎欣賞!

　　篇1

　　Adding Eyes to a Dragon

　　Mr. Li is a good painter. One day he draws a beautiful dragon without eyes.

　　Mr. Zhou looks at the picture and says, “The dragon has no eyes. It isn’t a good picture.”

　　But Mr. Li smiles and says, “If I add eyes to the dragon, it will fly away.”

　　Mr. Zhou shakes head and says, “You are boasting. I don’t believe you.”

　　Mr. Li isn’t angry. He holds the paintbrush and adds eyes to the dragon. Woe! The dragon really flies.

　　畫龍點睛

　　李先生是位很好的畫家。一天畫了一條栩栩如生的龍，但是這隻龍沒有眼睛。

　　周先生見了說：“這條龍沒有眼睛。這不算一張好畫。”

　　可是李先生笑著說：“如果我給它加上眼睛，它就會飛走了。”

　　周先生搖頭說：“你吹牛。我不相信。”

　　李先生也不生氣，只是拿起筆給龍點上眼睛。哇!龍真的飛走了。

　　篇2

　　I Made Granny Glad

　　A teacher is telling her students the importance of making others glad. “Now, children,” she says“Did you make someone else glad?”

　　“Please, teacher,” says a small boy, “I made someone glad yesterday.”

　　“Well done. Who was that?” The teacher says.

　　“My granny.” The boy says.

　　“Good boy. Now tell us how you made your grandmother glad.” The teacher says.

　　“I went to see her yesterday, and stayed with her for three hours. Then I said to her, ‘Granny, I’m going home.’ And she said, “well. I’m glad!”

　　我讓奶奶高興了

　　一位教師正在對學生將使人高興的重要性。“聽著，孩子們，”他說：“你們曾讓別人高興過嗎?”

　　“我，老師，”一個男孩子說，“昨天我就使別人高興過。”

　　“做得好。是誰呢?”老師說。

　　“我奶奶。”小男孩說。

　　“好孩子。現在告訴我們，你是怎樣使你奶奶高興的?”老師問道。

　　“是這樣的，老師。昨天我去看她，在她那兒呆了3個小時。然後我對她說：“奶奶，我要回家了。”她說：“啊，我很高興。”

　　篇3

　　Peter dozed off while his teacher was talking.

　　老師正在講課,彼得打起瞌睡來了.

　　Teacher: Peter!Tell us, what's the biggest in the world?

　　老師：彼得!你說說,世界上什麼最大?

　　Peter: Well, well.eyelids.

　　彼得: 嗯……嗯……眼皮……

　　Teacher: What?Eyelids?

　　老師：什麼?眼皮?

　　Peter: Yes, sir. Because as soon as I shut my eyes, the eyelids cover everything of the world.

　　彼得：是的,老師.因為我眼睛一閉,眼皮就把世界上所有的東西都遮住了.

　　
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