常用英語對話交際口語

　　隨著全球一體化的發展，我國急需高水平的外語人才。英語作為一門國際性語言，其地位的重要性不容忽視。小編整理了，歡迎閱讀!

　　一

　　性感模特竟是男兒身

　　Jean: What’s wrong of being a boy? Why are so many men receiving the transsexual operation?

　　做一個男人怎麼了?為什麼這麼多男人接受變性手術呢?

　　Jaco: You can say that again. Which fool is he now this time?

　　你說的太對了。這次又是哪個傻瓜啊?

　　Jean: A hot super model in Taiwan. Here is the picture. She was a boy before 18.

　　一個臺灣的性感模特。這是相片。在18歲之前她是個男生。

　　Jaco: Oh, she is hot. Darn! You didn’t have to show me. I would have been into her. I hate you.

　　她很性感。倒!你不需要給我看的。我本來應該很喜歡她的。我討厭你。

　　Jean: Truth hurts. There are many fishes in the sea.

　　事實傷人的。天涯何處無芳草啊!

　　Jaco: You don’t get it. I am quitting watching model show now. It blows. You never know she is a she or a he. Isn’t it good to be who you really are? Even she appears to be a girl. Technically, she is not. It is impossible for her to conceive.

　　你不明白。我現在不再看模特表演了。太差勁了。你永遠不知道她是一個她還是他。做自己有什麼不好?即使她看起來像女生，可是她永遠不可能生育。

　　Jean: Impressive. I thought Jocks like you would only care about superficial stuff.

　　哇喔!我以為你這樣的四肢發達頭腦簡單的只注重外在的東西呢。

　　Jaco: Now you are hurting me. I like everything natural.

　　現在你傷到我了。我只喜歡天然的東西。

　　Jean: You are helpless. Natural? You men are still only infatuated with the looks.

　　真是沒救了。天然的?你們男人只痴迷於外表。

　　Jaco: Not entirely true. I like you very much too.

　　也不盡然。我也很喜歡你啊。

　　二

　　Jean: Can you imagine that? A father is painting his own daughter, naked daughter.

　　你能想象嗎?一個父親在畫自己女兒的裸體畫。

　　Jaco: Are you referring to Mr. Lee? I knew him. He is a great painter.

　　你是說那個李壯平。我知道他。他是一個很偉大的畫家。

　　Jean: A great painter draws his daughter with nothing on her. Isn’t it unseemly?

　　一個偉大的畫家畫自己女兒的裸體?有點不合時宜吧。

　　Jaco: But those paintings are really beautiful.

　　可是那些畫很漂亮。

　　Jean: Beauty can be eye-pleasing or low. In this case, definitely low.

　　漂亮可以很養眼或者低俗。這種情況絕對是低俗。

　　Jaco: Are you jealous of the girl?

　　你是在嫉妒那個女孩吧。

　　Jean: Never let hormones take up your mind. You have not taken your eyes off the pictures since I showed you. Think about it. Would you like to paint your girl without any clothes when she is a grown up?

　　永遠都不要讓荷爾蒙佔據你的思想。自從我給你那幅畫，你的眼睛就沒有離開過。想想看，你願意在你女兒成年的時候給她畫裸體畫嗎?

　　Jaco: I am not an artist. What’s a big deal? I am her father. I gave her everything including her body technically. Arts cost. But it will pay back eventually.

　　我不是一個藝術家。沒有什麼大不了的。我是父親。嚴格來說我給予了她一切，包括她的身體。藝術是要代價的。但是最終會有回報的。

　　Jean: You are so generous, phony. Is it okay for your father-in-law to paint your wife naked? We have some morals in this world. Be realistic!

　　大騙子，你好慷慨啊。如果你老丈人來畫你老婆的裸體呢?這個世界還是有道德的好不?實際點兒!

　　Jaco: That would be sick! Definitely not.

　　那就有點噁心!決不!

　　三

　　Judy: Oh, crap! F***! Are these people out of mind? Bastards. They don’t deserve to be humans.

　　靠!這些人瘋了吧。人渣!他們不配做人。

　　Jason: Calm down, girl! What’s the matter with you? Tampon time or what?

　　冷靜!你怎麼了?經期?還是怎麼了?

　　Judy: These ass wholes are making fake rubbers. The market is flooding with millions of these condoms now.

　　這些混蛋在做假避孕套。市場上現在有數百萬個假套套。

　　Jason: What? Fake condoms?

　　什麼?假套套?

　　Judy: Yes. The forgery techniques are first-class. You cannot even tell the difference between the real one and the fake one from its wrapping.

　　是的啊。偽造技術一流。從包裝上你根本看不出來一個真套和假套有什麼差別。

　　Jason: It makes me very uncomfortable.

　　這讓我很不舒服。

　　Judy: It says here that if you use them, you will probably get STDs because of the inferior lubricant.

　　這裡寫著如果你用的話，你會得性病的，因為它的潤滑劑是劣質的。

　　Jason: Shoot! Are we forced to go back to the time of abstinence?

　　倒!我們現在在被逼著回到禁慾時期嗎?

　　Judy: You are worrying too much. A lot of girls are on pills. We can still enjoy life.

　　你擔心太多了啊。很多女生吃避孕藥的。我們還是可以享受生活的啊。

　　Jason: Speaking of enjoying life, I don’t want to be a dead horse here. Are you sure you don’t see anything non-platonic every crystallizing between us? I am free for you all the time by the way.

　　說道享受生活，我不想現在就被你判死刑。你確定我們倆除了柏拉圖式的友誼以外還有別的可能嗎?順便說一下，只要為你，我隨時奉陪。