超短英語小笑話容易背的_英語美文欣賞

　　“笑話詩”是白話詩的重要分支,溯其源乃在兩漢時期,至唐匯流成河,歷經千年直至現當代詩歌。下面是小編帶來的超短英語小笑話容易背的，歡迎閱讀!

　　超短英語小笑話容易背的精選

　　Wouldnt You Know

　　I accompanied my eight-month-pregnant wife to her monthly checkup . We boarded the hospital's elevator to go to the appropriate floor. The only other passenger was an elderly man who studied intently and then said, "Boy."

　　Without another word, he got off at his floor. I was about to tell my wife how strange I thought he was acting when suddenly I realized she was wearing a T-shirt sporting the "Guess?" logo.

　　Notes:

　　1 accompany v.伴隨;陪伴

　　2 pregnant adj.懷孕的

　　3 appropriate adj.適當的

　　4 intently adv.專心地

　　5 T-shirt n.T恤衫

　　6 logo n.標語

　　Exercises:

　　根據短文判斷下列問題正T、誤F：

　　① The wife had been pregnant for six months.

　　② The man accompanied his wife to the hospital for a checkup.

　　③ The only other passenger was an elderly woman.

　　④ The elderly person had a brief look at the pregnant woman and said it was a boy.

　　⑤ The elderly person made a guess because she was wearing a T shirt with the "Guess ?" loge.

　　46.你不要知道嗎

　　我陪伴懷孕八個月的妻子去月查。我們上了醫院的電梯去某個樓層。唯一的另外乘客是一位上了年紀的男子。他專注地看著我妻子，然後說：“男孩。”

　　直到他到了自己的樓層，他再沒說話。我剛要告訴我妻子那個男子是多麼奇怪，這時我突然意識到她穿著一件T恤運動衫，上面寫著“猜猜看?”標語。

　　練習參考答案：

　　①F②T③F④F⑤T

　　超短英語小笑話容易背的閱讀

　　The Very Last Birthday

　　When I was approaching 50, I announced to my three grown children that I no longer wanted to celebrate my birthday and that they could phone me instead of sending a gift. At first they protested, but finally they agreed to go along with my wish. So when the doorbell rang on the morning of my birthday, I was surprised to see the florist delivering a huge, beautiful plant. Suddenly, without a word, she rushed back to the truck and , with a sad look, turned once to glance at me. Puzzled, I read the card attached to the plant: "To Mom-with lots of love-on your very last birthday.

　　Notes:

　　1 approach v. 接近 4 florist n.花商;經營花卉業者

　　2 protest v.反對 5 glance at瞥視;匆匆一看

　　3 go along with 同意 6 attach v.附上;繫上

　　Exercises:

　　根據短文判斷下列句子正T、誤F：

　　① The mother was more than 50 when she decided that she no longer wanted to celebrate her birthday.

　　② She still hoped that her children could send her gifts.

　　③ The mother was very glad to see the florist delivering a huge, beautiful plant.

　　④ The florist felt sad because she thought that the woman was going to die.

　　⑤ The florist mistook the meaning of the words on the card.

　　47.最後的生日

　　接近五十歲的時候，我對我的三個成年孩子宣佈說我不再想慶祝我的生日，並說他們可以給我打電話，不要再送禮物。開始他們反對，但終於他們同意隨我願。所以我生日那天早上門鈴響的時候，我驚奇地發現花店營業員送來一束又大又美的鮮花。突然她一聲不響地跑回到車上，並回過頭來悲哀地我一眼。我感到納悶，我一下花上的卡片，上面寫著：“獻給媽媽----無盡的愛----在您最後的生日裡。”

　　練習參考答案：

　　①F②F③F④T⑤T

　　超短英語小笑話容易背的學習

　　Good Thing He Has You

　　While I was talking to a parent of one of my third-grade students, another teacher walked by. The mother, remarking how beautiful the woman was, said, "If my son had her for a teacher, he wouldn't be able to concentrate. " Then she paused and added, "Good thing he has you. "

　　Notes:

　　1 remark v. 談起

　　2 concentrate v. 集中注意力於;專心於

　　Exercises:

　　根據短文選擇正確答案：

　　① The teacher was talking to a parent o one a parent of one of her ______students.

　　A. first-grade

　　B. second-grade

　　C. third-grade

　　D. fourth-grade

　　② What happened when they were talking?

　　A. The student came in.

　　B. The headmaster asked the teacher to go to his office.

　　C. The bell rang for a break .

　　D. Another woman teacher came by.

　　③ What did the mother think of the woman passing by?

　　A. She thought that the woman was ugly .

　　B. She thought that the woman was too noisy.

　　C. She thought that the woman taught badly.

　　D. She thought that the woman was very pretty.

　　④ Why wouldn't the mother like the pretty woman to teach her son?

　　A. Although she wag pretty, she was not competent for her job.

　　B. The students would be attracted by her beauty instead of her teaching.

　　C. The students didn't like a pretty woman to teach them.

　　D. The pretty woman was not so kind to her students.

　　⑤ The mother' s words "good thing he has you" implies that_____ .

　　A. the teacher was not pretty

　　B. the teacher was too kind

　　C. the teacher was very good at her teaching

　　D. the mother liked the teacher very much

　　48.有你教他真好

　　在我和一位三年級學生的母親交談時，另一位老師從旁邊走過。那位母親評論說那女教師真美，她說：“如果由她教我兒子的話，他一定不能認真聽課的。”她停頓了一下，又加了一句：“有你教他真好。”

　　練習參考答案：

　　①C②D③D④B⑤A