快樂英語手抄報笑話

　　我國教育改革明確要求深化素質教育，英語課堂教學也在改革中不斷創新。許多學校會選擇做英語手抄報來培養學生對英語學科的興趣。下面是小編為大家帶來的，希望大家喜歡。

　　英語笑話小故事

　　它會傷害到你 it would hurt you

　　Why is it that three of our four children have black hair but little Jim is a blond? Whose child is Jim?"

　　"I can't tell you the truth," said his wife after a long pause. "it would hurt you too much."

　　"Oh, don't be ridiculous," he insisted. "I don't mind who the father is. I'm just curious."

　　The wife ffinally confessed. "Well, if you really want to know, Jim is your child."

　　"為什麼我們四個孩子中，三個是黑頭髮，而小吉姆卻是金色頭髮?吉姆是誰的孩子?"

　　“我不能告訴你，”他妻子停了許久才說，“那會傷害你太深。”

　　“ 哦，別無聊了，”他堅持著，“我不在乎他的父親是誰,只是好奇而已。”

　　妻子最後承認了。“好吧，如果你真想知道的話，吉姆是你的孩子。”

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　　簡短英語笑話3則

　　瞎子的判斷

　　Once there was a blind. One day when he was walking, he stepped the head of the dog who was sleeping. The dog barked for a while. The blind man went on for miles, this time he stepped the other dog's tail, so this dog barked. The blind man had thought that it was the first dog, so he said in surprise, It's a wonder that the dog is so long.

　　從前有個瞎子。一天，他正在行路時踩著了一隻正在睡覺的狗的腦袋，狗汪汪汪地叫了一陣。這人又往前走，這回踩著的是另外一隻狗的尾巴，狗又汪汪汪地叫起來。瞎子以為還是那條狗，驚詫地說：奇怪，這隻狗可真夠長的

　　到底誰更滿足

　　A person with six children or a person with $6 million, who is better satisfied? Why?

　　一個有六個孩子的人和一個有600萬美元的人，誰更滿足?為什麼?

　　The person with six children of course. Because the one with $6 million wants more.

　　當然是有六個孩子的那個，因為有600萬美元那個還想要得更多。

　　神奇的大鐘

　　While proudly showing off his new apartment to friends, a college student led the way into the den***私室，賊窩*** . What is the big brass gong***鑼*** and hammer for? one of his friends asked. That is the talking clock, the man replied. How's it work?

　　一個學生帶他朋友們參觀他的新公寓，甚是得意。那個大銅鑼和錘子是幹什麼用的?他的一個朋友問他。那玩意兒厲害了，那是一個會說話的鐘，學生回答。這鐘怎麼工作的，他的朋友問。

　　Watch, the man said and proceeded to give the gong an ear shattering pound with the hammer. Suddenly, someone screamed from the other side of the wall, Knock it off, you idiot! It's two o'clock in the morning!

　　看著，別眨眼了，那學生走上前一把操起銅鑼和錘子，拼命地敲了一下，聲音震耳欲聾。突然，他們聽到隔壁牆那邊有人狂叫，別敲了，你這白痴!現在是凌晨兩點鐘了!

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