英語笑話帶翻譯大全之世界上最偉大的擊劍手

　　At an exhibition of the world's best swordsman, the third-place fencer took the stage. A fly was released, and with an arc of his sword he cut the fly in half. The crowd cheered. Then the second-place man sliced a fly into quarters. A hush fell in anticipation of the world's greatest swordsman.

　　在一場世界最佳擊劍手錶演中，排名第三的擊劍手上場了。一隻蒼蠅放了出來，劍劃了一個弧，他將蒼蠅劈成了兩半。觀眾歡呼起來。緊接著排名第二的人將一隻蒼蠅切成了四半。現場一陣沉默，人們期盼著世界上最偉大的擊劍手出場。

　　His blade came down in a mighty arc - but the insect continued on its way! The crowd was aghast. The greatest swordsman had missed his target completely, yet he continued to smile.

　　他的劍鋒以一個巨大的弧線劃了下來--然而那隻昆蟲還在繼續飛行!觀眾被驚呆了。最偉大的擊劍手完全錯過了他的目標，然而他還在微笑著。

　　Why are you so happy? someone yelled. You missed!

　　你為什麼這麼高興?有人嚷道，你沒擊中!

　　Ah, replied the swordsman, you weren't watching very carefully. They fly lives, yes - but he will never be a father.

　　啊，劍手答道，你剛才沒有很仔細地看。蒼蠅還活著，是的--但他永遠也做不成爸爸了。