經典趣味幽默故事五則

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　　經典趣味幽默故事：作文

　　Teacher had set his class an essay in "A Game of Cricket”. After two minutes Simon Steel handed his paper in and was allowed to go home. His essay read: "Rain stopped play.”

　　老師給學生出了個作文題:“一場板球賽”。兩分鐘後，西蒙·斯蒂爾交了作文，老師允許他回家了。他在作文上寫道:“下雨，比賽終止。”

　　經典趣味幽默故事：吉姆的歷史考試

　　Aunt: How did Jim do his history examination`?

　　姨媽:吉姆這孩子歷史考得怎麼樣?

　　Mother: Oh, not at all well，but there，it wasn’t his fault. Why, they askedhim things that happened before the poor boy was born.

　　母親:唉，糟透了。可話又說回來，這也不能怪他。嗨，他們盡問一些這個可憐的孩子出生前的事情。

　　經典趣味幽默故事：去天堂

　　Sunday School teacher: Hands up all those who want to go to Heaven? Hands up…what about you、Terry? You haven't got your hand up，don’t you want to go to Heaven?

　　星期日學校的教員:想去天堂的人舉起手來，把手舉起來……你呢，哈里?你還沒舉手呢，你不想去天堂嗎?

　　Terry: I can’t. My Mum told me to go straight home.

　　哈里:我去不了，因為媽媽讓我一放學就回家。

　　經典趣味幽默故事：學法語

　　Son: Dad, is French difficult to learn?

　　兒子:爸爸，法語難學嗎?

　　Father: My boy, at the beginning it is，but after that it becomes easy.

　　父親:我的孩子，開頭是難，可往後就變得容易了。

　　Son: That’s great! I’11 learn the latter half.

　　兒子:太好了!那我就學後半部分。

　　經典趣味幽默故事：好訊息和壞訊息

　　The doctor is talking to a woman in a hospital bed. "I have some good news for you and some bad. First the bad news — We amputated the wrong leg. Now here is the good news — we’ve discovered that your other leg doesn't need to be removed after all.”

　　醫生對躺在病床上的一位婦女說:“我給你帶來了好訊息，也帶來了不好的訊息。先告訴你一個不好的訊息是我們截錯了你的那條好腿。現在我再來告訴你一個好訊息，我們發現你的另一條腿沒必要截除了。”