關於超短的爆笑英語笑話大全

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  作為一種獨特的娛樂方式,笑話能夠幫助人們減輕壓力、放鬆心情、緩解疲勞,有利於身體健康。小編精心收集了關於超短的爆笑英語笑話,供大家欣賞學習!

  關於超短的爆笑英語笑話篇1

   is the fly doing in my soup?

  waiter:He is swimming,sir.

  客人:這隻蒼蠅在我湯裡幹嘛?

  招待:他在游泳,先生.

  關於超短的爆笑英語笑話篇2

  As you get older three things happen.The first is your memory goes,and I can't remember the other two...

  當你慢慢變老,會發生三件事.第一件是你會喪失記憶.而我已經記不起來其它兩件了……

  關於超短的爆笑英語笑話篇3

  Teacher: Tom, why are you late for school every day?

  Tom: Every time I come to the corner, a sign says, "School-Go Slow".

  湯姆的藉口

  老師:湯姆,您為什麼每天上學遲到?

  湯姆:我每次路過拐角,一個路標上面寫著:"學校----慢行。"

  關於超短的爆笑英語笑話篇4

  Tom call Jim's name:"I can't bear such a foolish!"

  and Jim say:"You mother could ***bear***!"

  湯姆對著吉姆罵道:"我受不了你這個苯蛋了!"

  吉姆說:"你媽媽能!"

  附:bear 有兩重意思:"生"和"忍受"這個笑話正是根據這點.

  關於超短的爆笑英語笑話篇5

  A mother and son were washing dishes while the father and daughter were watching TV in the room. Suddenly, there was a crash of breaking dishes, then complete silence. The girl looked at her father and said, “It was Mom”。 “How do you know?” asked her father. “She didn"t sayanything.”

  關於超短的爆笑英語笑話篇6

  Stan: I won 92 goldfish.

  Fred: Where are you going to keep them?

  Stan: In the bathroom 。

  Fred: But what will you do when you want to take a bath?

  Stan: Blindfold them!

  斯丹:我贏了 92 條金魚。

  弗雷德:你想在哪兒養它們?

  斯丹:浴室。

  弗雷德:但是你想洗澡時怎麼辦?

  斯丹:矇住它們的眼睛!

  關於超短的爆笑英語笑話篇7

  George knocked on the door of his friend's house. When his friend's mother answered he asked, “can Albert come out to play? ”

  “ No,” said the mother, “it's too cold. ”

  “ Well, then, ” said George, “ can his football come out to play ? ”

  喬冶敲著他朋友家的門。當朋友的媽媽來應門時,他問:“阿爾伯特可以出來玩嗎? ”

  “ 不行, ” 那位媽媽說, “ 天氣太冷了。 ”

  “ 噢,那麼, ” 喬冶, “ 他的足球可以出來玩嗎?

  

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