小學生英語小笑話閱讀欣賞

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　　英語笑話一

　　Naughty Brother Donny is my little brother. He is a naughty boy. On Sunday morning Donny went into the yard and played with a dog. Sometimes a bird would come down to stay on the top’s of the dog’s house. Then Donny threw a stone at it. Suddenly the little boy began crying. Mother ran to Donny and asked him what was wrong. He said, “I’ve broken sister’s plate. She has beaten me.” “Why?” “I threw it at a bird, and it went straight to the plate.” Such was my naught brother.　　頑皮的弟弟 東尼是我的小弟弟，他是個調皮的孩子。 星期天早晨，東尼跑到院子裡跟小狗玩。恰巧，一直小鳥落在狗舍上，東尼就用石頭砸它。突然，這個小男孩哭了起來。媽媽跑過去問出了什麼事。他哭著說：“我姐姐盤子摔碎了，她打了我!”“為什麼?”“我拿石頭砸一直小年，但是卻打碎了姐姐的盤子。” 哎，這是我淘氣的弟弟。

　　英語笑話二

　　Three Foxes Once there were three foxes, they worked together. They lived a happy life. Little by little, the youngest fox became lazy, and often quarreled with the other foxes. The eldest had to leave, and the second fox was driven off, too. Looking at the warm house with a lot of good food in it, the youngest fox smiled. The eldest fox opened a new hill again. The second eldest fox dug a pool. Two of them because rich soon. The youngest fox ate up the food left by the other two foxes. In the end it felt so cold and hungry that it could not stand up.　　三隻狐狸 從前有三隻狐狸，他們愉快地工作和居住在一起。最小的狐狸又懶又壞，經常同其他的兩隻狐狸爭吵，氣走了它的大哥和二哥。最小的狐狸得意地住在溫暖的房子裡享受著豐富的食品。老大重新開了一塊小山坡種地。老二挖了池塘，不久他們過上了富裕的生活。最小的狐狸吃完了那些狐狸留下的所有食物，最後又冷又餓連站也站不起來。

　　英語笑話三

　　Two Holes for the Dogs My uncle has two dogs. One is big and the other is small. He likes them very much. One day, Mr. Smith came to visit him. When the friend saw two holes in the door, a large hole and a small hole, he was surprised and said, “My dear friend, why are there two holes in your door?” “Let my dogs come in and come out, of course,” Mr. Smith asked. “But why are there two holes? One is enough!” “But how can the big dog go through the small hole?” my uncle said. Sometimes a clever man may make such mistakes.　　兩個狗洞 我的叔叔有兩條狗。一隻是大的，另一隻是小狗的。他很喜歡它們。 有一天，史密斯先生來看他。當這個朋友看見門口上有連個洞，一個是大洞和一個小洞時，他感到吃驚並說，“我親愛的朋友，為什麼你的門上有連個洞?”我的叔叔回答說：“當然是讓我的兩條狗進出了。 ” 史密斯先生問到：“ 為什麼門上要兩個洞呢?一個就足夠了。” 我叔叔說：“大狗怎能走小洞呢?” 有時聰明的人可能會犯這樣的錯誤。