適合高一的英語笑話大全

　　笑話是一種十分常見的語言現象，在日常生活中，它無處不在，起著十分重要的作用。下面是小編帶來的適合高一的英語笑話，歡迎閱讀!

　　適合高一的英語笑話篇一

　　One day, while Sue was cleaning under the bed, she found a small box. Curious, she opened it and found 3 eggs and 10,000 dollars. A little bit suspicious, she confronted her husband of twenty years about it.

　　"Oh, that," Frank said. "Every time I cheated on you, I put an egg in this box." Sue was a bit unhappy about this, but figured that 3 affairs over twenty years wasn't so bad.

　　"But what about the 10,000 dollars?"

　　"Every time I got a dozen, I sold them."

　　一天，妻子 Sue 在整理床鋪時，偶然發現了一個小盒子。出於好奇心，她小心翼翼的打開了盒子，發現裡面放了三枚雞蛋和10000美元鈔票。對於相處了20餘年丈夫居然對自己隱瞞了此事，她開始感到有些疑惑不安。

　　“哦，是這樣的，”丈夫 Frank 解釋道，“每次我做了對你不忠的事，我就會在這個盒子裡放一枚雞蛋。” Sue 雖然對此感到不很高興，但是轉念又一想20多年的丈夫揹著她有婚外情也不過只有三次，想想也不算太壞。

　　“那麼另外的那10000美元是怎麼回事?”

　　“每當雞蛋湊夠一打，我就賣了換成現金。”

　　適合高一的英語笑話篇二

　　A man in a hot air balloon realized he was lost. He reduced altitude and spotted a woman below. He descended a bit more and shouted, "Excuse me, can you help? I promised a friend I would meet him an hourago, but I don't know where I am."

　　The woman below replied, "You are in a hot air balloon hovering approximately 30 feet above the ground. You are between 40 and 41 degrees north latitude and between 59 and 60 degrees west longitude."

　　"You must be an engineer," said the balloonist.

　　"I am," replied the woman. "How did you know?"

　　"Well," answered the balloonist, "everything you told me is technically correct, but I have no idea what to make of you, and the fact is I am still lost. Frankly, you've not been much help so far."

　　The woman below responded, "You must be in management."

　　"I am," replied the balloonist, "but how did you know?"

　　"Well," said the woman, "you don't know where you are or where you are going. You have risen to where you are, due to a large quantity of hot air. You made a promise which you have no idea how to keep, and you expect people beneath you to solve your problems. The fact is you are in exactly the same position you were in before we met, but now, somehow, it's my fault!"

　　一個男人在熱氣球上，發現自己迷失了方向。他下降高度，下方有一個婦女。他又下降了一點，大聲呼喊,"打擾下，你能幫個忙嗎，一個小時以前我答應了一個朋友要和他見面，但現在我不知道我身處何地。”

　　婦女在下面回答，“你在一個熱氣球裡，大約離地面三十英尺。你在北緯40-41度之間，西經59-60度之間。”

　　“你必定是個工程設計師，”氣球上的男人說。

　　“我是，”女人回答。“你是怎麼知道的?”

　　“是這樣，”氣球上的男人說“你告訴我的事在技術上都是正確的，但是我無法理解你的看法，事實是我依舊迷失。坦白說，到目前為止你沒幫上我多少。”

　　下面的婦女迴應道，“你一定是在管理部門工作。”

　　“我是，”氣球上的男人回答，“這你是怎麼知道的?”

　　“是啊，”婦女說，“你總是不知道你在哪裡，也不知道你要去哪裡。你的上升，是由於大量的熱氣。你對別人許下的承諾，你不知道如何履行，而且你還期望在你下面的人會解決你的問題。事實就是在我們見面之前，我們都在完全相同的立場上，可現在，不知怎麼地，卻成了我的錯了。”

　　適合高一的英語笑話篇三

　　Englishman

　　Once， late at night， an Englishman came out of his room into the corridor of a hotel and asked the servant to bring him a glass of water. The servant did as he was asked. The Englishman re-entered his room， but a few minutes later he came into the corridor again and once more asked the servant for a glass of water. The servant brought him another glass of water. Every few minutes the Englishmen would come out of his room and repeat his request. After a half-hour the astonished servant decided to ask the Englishman what he was doing with the water. "Nothing，" the Englishman answered imperturbably， "It’s simply that my room is on fire."

　　一個英國人

　　一天晚上，一個英國人從他住的旅店房間裡走出來。來到走廊上，叫旅店的服務員給他拿一杯水來。服務員按他的要求做了。英國人回到了他的房間裡，幾分鐘後他又來到走廊上，讓服務員再給他送一杯水。服務員又給他送了一杯水。每隔幾分鐘。英國人就走出房間重複他的要求。半小時之後.這位感到驚訝的服務員決定問問房客要這些水乾什麼，英國人不謊不忙地回答：”沒什麼.只不過是我的房間裡起火了。“