關於食物的英語笑話閱讀

　　“食物”和“繪畫”似乎是兩不相干的名詞,縱觀歷史,卻不難發現許多繪畫中都有食物的一席之地。下面是小編帶來的，歡迎閱讀!

　　篇一

　　Two Pieces of Cake

　　Tom: Mom, can I have two pieces of cake, please?

　　Mom: Certainly -- take this piece and cut it two!

　　兩塊蛋糕

　　湯姆：媽媽，我可以吃兩塊蛋糕嗎?

　　媽媽：當然可以----拿這塊蛋糕把它切成兩塊吧!

　　篇二

　　Harry was given two apples, a small one and a large one, by his Mum. Share them with your sister, she said.

　　So Harry gave the small one to his little sister and started touching into the large one.

　　Cor! said his sister, If Mum had given them to me I'd have given you the large one and had the small one myself.

　　Well, said Harry, that's what you've got, so what are you worrying about?

　　媽媽給了哈里兩個蘋果，一個大一點，另一個小點兒。跟妹妹分著吃。媽媽說。

　　所以，哈里就把小個的給了妹妹，自己開始啃那個大個的。

　　哼，妹妹說，如果媽媽給了我，我會把大的給你，把小的留給自己的。

　　對呀，哈里說，你拿到的不就是小的嗎?還著什麼急呀?

　　相關文章拓展閱讀：和“食物”有關的英語

　　1. butter someone up 過分恭維

　　i've seen you buttering up the boss。

　　我看見你巴結老闆來著。

　　2. couch potato 懶在家的人，宅在家的人

　　he is a real couch potato. he just sits and watches tv at home all day。

　　他很懶，整天坐在家裡看電視。

　　3. the big cheese 很有影響力的人

　　that's brandon. he's the big cheese around here. so you want to get on his good side。

　　brandon是這裡很有影響力的人物，所以你要想辦法獲得他的青睞。

　　4. go bananas/go nuts 發瘋

　　my mom will go bananas when she finds out i crashed her car。

　　媽媽要是發現我把她的車子撞壞，她一定會發瘋的。

　　5. spill the beans 洩露祕密

　　come on! tell me! spill the beans! what did he say?

　　快!告訴我，他到底說了什麼呢?

　　6. sharp cookie 很聰明的人

　　you can't fool lucy. she's a sharp cookie。

　　你不會騙到lucy的，她很聰明。

　　7. cool as a cucumber 鎮定自若

　　she always stays as cool as a cucumber when things go wrong。

　　有問題發生時，她都會保持鎮定自若的。