關於說英語的笑話閱讀

　　英語是一門語言 ,說英語是一種語言的表達。認真分析學生怕說英語的原因 ,幫助學生克服說英語的心理障礙 ;有針對性地啟發、指導學生進行訓練 ,從而調動學生說英語的積極性。下面是小編帶來的，歡迎閱讀!

　　篇一

　　Shade in the street

　　It was a very hot day in the middle of summer, and there no trees along the street.

　　Mr Smith closed his shop at half past five, went out into the street and walked to the bus. He was very fat. The sun shone straight down the street and in a few minutes Mr Smith felt very hot.

　　A small boy came out of another shop in the street, and went after Mr Smith. He stayed very near him all the time. And he kicked Mr Smith's shoes a few times. Mr Smith looked at him angrily each time.

　　篇二

　　一美女穿著胸前有“99”字樣的上衣，老外想稱讚她，可又忘了中文“9”怎麼說，於是老外對小姐說：“小姐，你的兩個‘nine、nine’好漂亮啊!”

　　篇三

　　一外國人去超市買東西，結帳時收銀小姐：CanyouspeakChinese?老外：如果你說慢一點我能聽懂。收銀小姐：Can……you……speak……Chinese……

　　相關文章拓展閱讀：My Husband Will Be Home Soon

　　A married man was visiting his "girlfriend" when she requested that he shave his beard.

　　"Oh James, I like your beard, but I would really love to see your handsome face."

　　James replied, "My wife loves this beard, I couldn't possibly do it, she would kill me!!"

　　"Oh please?" the girlfriend asked again, in any little voice...

　　"Oh really, I can't," he replies..."My wife loves this beard!!"

　　The girlfriend asked once more, and he sighs and finally gives in. That night James crawls into bed with his wife while she was sleeping.

　　The wife is awakened somewhat, feels his face and replies "Oh Michael, you shouldn't be here, my husband will be home soon!"

　　我丈夫馬上就要回來了

　　一個已婚男人去拜訪他的“女朋友”時，女朋友要求他剃去鬍鬚。

　　“噢，詹姆斯，我喜歡你的鬍子，但我更喜歡看到你英俊的面孔。”

　　詹姆斯回答說，“我的妻子喜歡我的鬍子，所以我不可能剃掉它，否則她會殺了我的。”

　　“噢，我求你了，”女朋友用一種低沉的、性感的聲音又一次說道。

　　“可是，我不能，”他回答道，“我的妻子喜歡這鬍子。”

　　在女朋友再三請求下，他終於屈服同意了。夜裡，在妻子熟睡時，詹姆斯爬上了床。

　　妻子朦朦朧朧地摸了摸他的臉說道，“噢，邁克爾，你不應該在這裡，我的丈夫很快就要回來了。”