英語笑話帶翻譯大全之無禮的問題

　　A little girl from the East Side was invited to a garden party given by a very aristocratic lady to a group of little East-Siders.

　　The little girl, as she drank her tea and ate her plum-cake on a velvet lawn under a white-blooming cherry tree, said to her hostess:

　　Does your husband drink?

　　Why-er-no, not to excess, was the astonished reply.

　　一個住在城東貧民區的小女孩獲得邀請，參加一位貴婦人為城東貧民區的孩子們舉行的花園晚會。

　　在一棵開滿了白色小花兒的櫻桃樹下，小女孩坐在柔軟的草地上，一邊品嚐著她的茶和梅子蛋糕，一邊對貴婦人說：你的丈夫酗酒嗎? 呃，呃，不，他喝得不多。夫人一臉驚詫。

　　How much does he make?

　　He doesn't work, said the lady. He is a capitalist.

　　You keep out of debt, I hope?

　　他掙多少錢?

　　他不工作，夫人回答說，他是個資本家。

　　我希望你們沒有負債吧?

　　Of course, child. What on earth do you mean by all these impudent questions?

　　Impudent? said the little girl. Why, Ma'am, Mother told me to be sure and behave like a lady, and when ladies call at our rooms they always question Mother like that.

　　當然沒有，孩子。你問這麼些無禮的問題到底是想說什麼呢?

　　無禮?小女孩說，怎麼會呢，夫人?媽媽要我的舉止一定要象夫人們一樣，當她們到我們家做客的時候，她們總是那樣問我媽媽的。