英語的幽默笑話帶翻譯

　　笑話使人們在刻板的生活中感到一絲快意和放鬆，是人們生活中不可缺少的“調劑品”。下面小編為大家帶來，希望大家喜歡!

　　英語的幽默笑話1：

　　One evening，when I asked our six-year-old girl which bedtime story she wanted，she replied，"I don't know. Let's open the main menu and see what stories are in the book.”I explained that "main menu"is a computer term;in books，it's called the "table of contents".

　　一天晚上，我問六歲的女兒睡覺前想聽個什麼故事。她回答說:“我也不知道，不如把主選單拿來看看裡面有什麼故事。”我被逗樂了，我對她解釋說，“主選單”是一種計算機語言。如果要是在一本書裡，我們就叫它目錄。

　　That weekend, I repeated the episode over the phone to her grandmother. Grandma was amused，too. She said, "I guess you must be taking her out to eat too often."

　　那個週末，我把這事用電話告訴了她的外婆，外婆也被逗樂了，她說:“我想這肯定是你經常帶她到外邊吃飯的緣故。”

　　英語的幽默笑話2：

　　On a street near my workplace，I noticed a meter maid happily writing tickets for a whole line of cars parked at expired meters. As she deposited $10 tickets on one windshield after another，I felt called to do a good deed. I deposited a quarter in the last meter in the row，thus saving a fellow driver the price of a ticket.

　　一次，在我工作地點附近的一條街上，我看到一個檢查路旁計時器的小姐高興地給一排汽車逐輛地開著超時***單。當她一張接一張地往汽車雨刷下的玻璃上塞***時，我覺得這時該我做點好事了。於是，我往這一排最後一臺自動計時器裡扔了25美分。這樣，這輛汽車的司機就可以省下***錢了。

　　Feeling rather pleased with myself，I headed for my office.I couldn't resist turning back in hopes of seeing the meter maid's reaction when she saw that the red flag was no longer showing on that meter. When she reached the last car in the line，she reached into her purse，pulled out her keys，got into the car I had "rescued"and drove away.

　　我為自己的行為感到特別高興，開始往工作的地點走，一邊走一邊禁不住地想回頭看。看看當那位檢查小姐見不到這個計時器上的紅旗時會有什麼反應。終於，那位小姐來到了最後一輛車前。她伸手在她的提包裡翻，翻出了一串鑰匙，用其中的一把打開了車門，鑽進了我“搭救”的那輛車，開走了。

　　英語的幽默笑話3：

　　As I waited for my luggage at Atlanta's international airport，I noticed a government agent with a dog sniffing for illegal drugs among the crowd of arriving passengers. A woman next to me also saw the animal at work and noted That it was of mixed breed with long shaggy fur.“I thought those police dogs were supposed to be German shepherds，"she said.

　　在亞特蘭大國際機場等行李時，我注意到一名政府官員帶著一條狗。那條狗對所有到來的旅客的物品嗅來嗅去，以防止***入境。站在我旁邊的婦女也注意到了這條在工作的狗是一條長毛的雜種狗.她說:“我覺得那條警犬可能是條德國的牧羊狗。”

　　Overhearing her comment，the agent replied,“He is， but he's working undercover.”

　　那名政府官員聽到了這句話，回答說:“它確實是牧羊狗，但是它在做偵探工作.”