英語小幽默笑話帶翻譯

　　笑話使人們在刻板的生活中感到一絲快意和放鬆，是人們生活中不可缺少的“調劑品”。下面小編為大家帶來，希望大家喜歡!

　　英語小幽默笑話1：

　　Two sardines were swimming in New York harbor when one suggested they go up to the Bronx for the weekend.”I'd rather not，"the other objected. "It's such a long swim."

　　兩條沙丁魚在紐約港游水，其中的一條建議到布朗恩斯***Bronx***去度週末。另一條沙丁魚反對說:“我認為最好不去。要遊的距離太長了。”

　　"How about taking the subway?'his companion asked.

　　“那麼從地鐵通道過去怎麼樣?”他的同伴問。

　　"No way!"replied the second sardine."And be packed in there like people?"

　　“不可能，”第二條沙丁魚說:“難選要像人類那樣到地鐵裡去亂擠嗎?”

　　英語小幽默笑話2：

　　As a doctor is examining a patient, his nurse bursts in and says”Excuse me，but that man you just treated walked out of the door and collapsed on the front step. What should I do?"

　　大夫正為一個病人做檢查時，她的護士闖了進來說:“請原諒，剛才在您這兒看病的那位病人出門時摔在前面的臺階上了，我該怎麼辦呢?”

　　"Turn him around，"the doctor answered，"So it looks like he was walking in.”

　　大夫回答:“給他轉個身，這樣，別人看起來會以為他是正往裡走。”

　　英語小幽默笑話3：

　　I teach middle-school choir and occasionally have my own children in class. One day my son asked if he could have a pencil. As a teacher,I normally do not lend items to unprepared students;but as a mother，I help my children whenever I can. I asked my son whether he was speaking to his teacher or his mother. He replied，“It degends on who has the pencil."

　　我教初中的唱詩班，偶爾會教到自己的孩子。一天，我兒子問我是否能借給他一支鉛筆。作為一位老師，我一般不借東西給那些不做課堂準備的學生。但作為一位母親，我應隨時幫助我的孩子。於是，我問兒子他是在跟老師說話，還是在跟母親說話。而他卻說:“那要看誰有鉛筆了。”

　　英語小幽默笑話4：

　　First woman:"Working full time and trying to do the housework really gets to me. After work yesterday I came home and washed the clothes and the dishes. Tomorrow I have to wash the kitchen floor and the front windows..."

　　第一個婦女:“工作一整天后還要做家務，可真夠我受的。你看，我回家後要洗衣服、洗碗。明天，我還要擦洗廚房的地板和前門的窗戶……”

　　Second woman:"What about your husband?"

　　第二個婦女:“那你丈夫呢?”

　　First woman:"Absolutely not! He can wash himself.”

　　第一個婦女:“他絕不用我洗，他自己會洗。”