幽默英語笑話帶翻譯

　　近年來在網際網路上流行起一種新的語言現象——冷笑話。冷笑話是後現代主義思潮在語言中的一種反映形式。小編整理了，歡迎閱讀!

　　篇一

　　He Won

　　他贏了

　　Tommy: How is your little brother, Johnny?

　　湯姆：約翰尼，你的弟弟怎麼了?

　　Johnny: He is ill in bed. He hurt himself.

　　約翰尼：他生病臥床，受傷了。

　　Tommy: That's too bad. How did that happen?

　　湯姆：真糟糕，怎麼回事兒?

　　Johnny: We played who could lean furthest out of the window, and he won.

　　約翰尼：我們做遊戲，看誰能把身子探出窗外最遠，結果他贏了。

　　篇二

　　A Smart Parrot

　　聰明的鸚鵡

　　A curious guy goes to a pet shop to buy a parrot. There he sees a parrot with a red string tied to its left leg and a green string tied to it's right leg. He asks the owner the significance of the strings1. "Well, this is a highly trained parrot. If you pull the red string he speaks French; if you pull the green string he speaks German," replies the shop keeper.

　　有個人去寵物店買鸚鵡。在那裡，他看見有隻鸚鵡的左腿被紅線繫住，右腿則被綠線繫住。對此他感到不解，於是他問該店的老闆，老闆回答說：“這隻鸚鵡受過特殊的訓練。如果拉紅線，它就講法語，拉綠線，它則講德語。”

　　"And what happens if I pull both the strings?" our curious shopper inquires.

　　這個好奇的人接著問，“要是我兩條線都拉，會怎麼樣呢?”

　　"I fall off my perch2 you fool!!" screeches3 the parrot.

　　“我就會掉下來了，你這個傻瓜!!”鸚鵡尖叫著說。

　　篇三

　　A Thank-you Note

　　一封感謝信

　　Once I received a thank-you note from a friend whom I had helped. In the envelope were five lottery tickets that had been scratched, revealing the numbers. "Thank you very much for your help," the note read. "As a gift, I bought you some lottery tickets- sorry you didn't win. "

　　有一次，我收到一封感謝信，是一個我曾幫助過的朋友寄來的。信封內有五張彩票，都被刮過了，露出了數字。“非常感謝您的幫助，”信上寫道，“作為禮物，我給您買了些彩票----真遺憾，您沒中獎。”