英語幽默小笑話精選

　　“哪裡有人,哪裡就有笑聲。”從古到今,笑話是人們生活中不可缺少的“調劑品”。笑話使人們在刻板的生活中感到一絲快意和放鬆，在人們的日常生活中起著重要調劑作用。下面小編為大家帶來，歡迎大家閱讀!

　　：多少錢?

　　It was winter, and Mrs. Hermann wanted to do a lot of shopping, so she waited until it was Saturday, when her husband was free, and she took him to the shops with her to pay for everything and to carry her parcels. They went to a lot of shops, and Mrs. Hermann bought a lot of things. She often stopped and said, Look, Joe! Isn't that beautiful!

　　嚴冬來臨，荷曼太太想採購一大批東西，所以她就一直等到週六丈夫有空的時候，她拖著他去商店付錢連帶拎包裹。他們去了許多商店，荷曼太太買了一大堆東西。她經常停下腳步說道：“看，喬伊!那個多漂亮!”

　　He then answered, All right, dear, How much is it? and took his money out to pay for it.

　　他總是回答：“好吧!親愛的，多少錢?”然後掏錢去付款。

　　It was dark when they came out of the last shop, and Mr. Hermann was tired and thinking about other things, like a nice drink by the side of a warm fire at home. Suddenly his wife looked up at the sky and said, Look at that beautiful moon, Joe!

　　他們從最後一家商店出來的時候夜幕已經降臨，荷曼先生已精疲力盡了。他心裡想著其它事情，比如在家裡暖暖的火爐邊呷口美酒。突然他太太仰望天空，說道：“看那月亮多美，喬伊!”

　　Without stopping, Mr. Hermann answered, All right, dear, How much is it?

　　荷曼先生不加思索答道：“好吧，親愛的，多少錢?”

　　：漂亮的結婚禮物

　　We attended the wedding of an acquaintance's son. Because we did not know the young man or his bride, we decided to send them a practical household gift, a fire extinguisher. Apparently, the couple mass-produced their thank-you notes because we received a card saying: Thank you very much for the nice wedding gift. We look forward to using it soon.

　　我們參加了一個熟人的兒子的婚禮。由於我們都不認識那個年輕人和他的新娘，所以我們決定送給他們一個實用的全家禮----一個滅火器。很明顯，這對新人大批量製作了他們的感謝信，因為我們收到了一張卡片，上面寫著：“非常感謝您的漂亮的結婚禮物，我們期待著不久就用到它。”

　　：真正便宜的東西

　　After being away on business, Tim thought it would be nice to bring his wife a little gift.

　　做完生意回來後，提姆覺得應該給妻子帶點什麼禮物回去。

　　“How about some perfume?”he asked the cosmetics clerk. She showed him a $50.00 bottle.

　　“那些香水怎麼賣啊?”他問賣化妝品的售貨員。售貨員給他展示了一支價值50美元的香水。

　　“That’s a bit much,”said Tim, so she returned with a smaller bottle for $30.00.

　　“看起來好像有點貴哦!”提姆說道。於是售貨員又拿出一款30美元的香水。

　　“That’s still quite a bit,”Tim complained.

　　“還是貴了點。”提姆抱怨道。

　　Growing annoyed, the clerk brought out a tiny $15.00 bottle.

　　售貨員開始有點惱火了，就給提姆一瓶很小的香水，價值15美元。

　　“What I mean,”said Tim, “is I’d like to see something really cheap.”

　　“我的意思是，”提姆說，“我想看看一些真正便宜的東西。”

　　The clerk handed him a mirror.

　　售貨員聽了後，遞給了提姆一面鏡子。