關於愚人英語笑話閱讀

　　有的男生一接觸女生就變得面紅耳赤，說話也語無倫次，鬧出了很多笑話。本文是關於愚人英語笑話，希望對大家有幫助!

　　關於愚人英語笑話：A Duel 決鬥

　　Little Pete came home from the playground with a bloody nose, black eye, and torn clothing.

　　It was obvious he'd been in a bad fight and lost. His father asked his son what happened. "Well, Dad," said Pete, "I challenged Larry to a duel. And, you know, I gave him his choice of weapons."

　　"Uh-huh," said the father, "that seems fair."

　　"I know, but I never thought he'd choose his sister!"

　　小彼得從操場回到家時，鼻子流血、黑眼圈及被撕破了衣服。

　　顯然他剛與人惡鬥了一番，而且打輸了。父親問兒子發生了什麼事。“噢，爸爸，彼得說，我向拉里挑起決鬥，而且我讓他挑選武器。”

　　“嗯，”父親說，“這看上去很公平!”

　　“我知道，但我沒想到他選擇了他姐姐!”

　　關於愚人英語笑話：Neither 都不是

　　It was local election time and the candidate was visiting all the houses in his area.

　　At one house a small boy answered the door. "Tell me, young man," said the politician. "Is your Mommy in the Republican Party or the Democratic Party?"

　　"Neither," said the child, "she's in the bathroom."

　　正值當地競選時期，候選人到他的區域的千家萬戶登門拜訪。

　　候選人來到了一家門口，一個小男孩開了門。“告訴我，年輕人，”候選人問道，“你母親是在共和黨還是在民主黨?”

　　“都不是，”孩子答到，“她在浴室。”

　　關於愚人英語笑話：What Does Your Daddy Do?

　　A grade school teacher was asking students what their parents did for a living. "Tim, you be first," she said. "What does your mother do all day?"

　　Tim stood up and proudly said, "She's a doctor."

　　"That's wonderful. How about you, Amie?"

　　Amie shyly stood up, scuffed her feet and said, "My father is a mailman."

　　"Thank you, Amie," said the teacher. "What about your father, Billy?"

　　Billy proudly stood up and announced, "My daddy murders people, steals from them, and drinks."

　　The teacher was aghast and promptly changed the subject to geography. Later that day she went to Billy's house and rang the bell. Billy's father answered the door. The teacher explained what his son had said and asked if there might be some logical explanation.

　　Billy's father said, "I'm actually an attorney. But how can I explain a thing like that to a seven-year-old?

　　關於愚人英語笑話：A Very Special Christmas Present

　　It was the day after Christmas at a church in San Francisco. The pastor of the church was looking over the cradle when he noticed that the baby Jesus was missing from among the figures. Immediately he turned and went outside and saw a little boy with a red wagon, and in the wagon was the figure of the little infant, Jesus.

　　So he walked up to the boy and said, "Well, where did you get Him, my fine friend?"

　　The little boy replied, "I got him from the church."

　　"And why did you take him?"

　　The boy said, "Well, about a week before Christmas I prayed to the little Lord Jesus and I told him if he would bring me a red wagon for Christmas I would give him a ride around the block in it."

　　關於愚人英語笑話：Don't Argue with Children

　　不要和小孩爭論

　　A little girl was talking to her teacher about whales.

　　The teacher said it was physically impossible for a whale to swallow a human because even though it was a very large mammal its throat was very small.

　　The little girl stated that a whale swallowed Jonah.

　　Irritated, the teacher reiterated that a whale could not swallow a human; it was physically impossible.

　　The little girl said, "When I get to heaven I will ask Jonah."

　　The teacher asked, "What if Jonah went to hell?"

　　The little girl replied, "Then you ask him."

　　一個小女孩和她的老師正在談論有關鯨魚的事情。

　　她的老師說：“一頭鯨魚從身體構造的角度看，是不可能吞掉一個人的。因為儘管鯨魚是一種非常巨大的哺乳動物，可它的嗓子非常校”

　　那個小女孩說約拿***一位西伯來先知***就是被鯨魚吞掉的。

　　她的老師非常生氣，她再次告訴小女孩說：“從身體構造角度來講，鯨魚是不可能吞掉一個人的。”

　　那個小女孩說：“那等我到了天堂，就去問問約拿。”

　　她的老師問：“那麼，假如約拿下了地獄怎麼辦?”

　　那個小女孩回答：“如果是那樣的話，你就去問他。”