初二英語笑話帶翻譯閱讀

　　由古到今各種笑話、笑料的題材，比比皆是，可以彙編成專集。小編整理了初二英語笑話帶翻譯，歡迎閱讀!

　　初二英語笑話帶翻譯：Divorce

　　A husband and wife, both 91, stood before a judge, asking for a divorce. "I don't understand," He said, "Why do you want a divorce at this time of life?"

　　有一個丈夫和妻子都是91歲，他們站在法官面前，要求離婚。“我不明白，”法官說，“你們為什麼到了這把年紀還要離婚?”

　　The husband explained, "Well, you see, we wanted to wait until the children died."

　　丈夫解釋道：“嗯，你是知道的，我們想要等到孩子們都死了。”

　　初二英語笑話帶翻譯：呆瓜牙醫遇到恐高症患者

　　While on vacation in San Francisco, my sister developed a toothache. The hotel desk clerkrecommended a dentist. Susan, who dislikes heights, was horrified to discover that she waslocated on the 14th floor of a skyscraper, with two of the office walls made entirely of glass.

　　在舊金山度假時，我姐姐牙病犯了。這個酒店前臺推薦了一個牙醫。蘇珊有恐高症，發現自己在兩邊都是玻璃牆14層大樓時，嚇壞了。

　　Susan was sitting rigidly in the examination chair, clutching its sides, when the dentist came in. “Are you always this nervous?” he asked.

　　蘇珊很和僵硬的坐在檢查座位上，緊緊握住椅子的兩旁，當醫生進來時，看到這種情況就問，你一直這麼緊張嗎?

　　It’s just that I ‘m not used to being up this high,” Susan replied, eyes closed.

　　蘇珊閉著眼睛回答：只是我不習慣待在這麼高的地方

　　“Oh, I’m sorry,” he said. Then he lowered her chair six inches.

　　“不好意思啊，”他說。然後就把椅子調低了6英尺。

　　初二英語笑話帶翻譯：拿什麼衡量你,我的"減肥量"

　　I complimented one of my co-workers on having lost ten pounds. However, I couldn’t resistbragging that when I was 17, 1 weighed 225 pounds and today I tip the scales at 224. 1 added, “That’s not bad for a man of my age.”

　　我稱讚我的一個同事減肥10磅。可是，我禁不住誇耀說我17歲時，體重225磅，而目前體重是224磅。我還說：“這對我這樣年齡的男子來說，是不錯的。”

　　Overhearing this, a woman remarked, “You mean to say it took you all this time to lose onepound?”

　　一個女子聽到了這些話，她說道：“你是說你花了這麼長時間才減了1磅?”