簡單長篇的英語笑話欣賞

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　　簡單長篇的英語笑話：Lawyers Can't Add

　　An engineer, a physicist, and a lawyer were being interviewed for a position as chief executive officer of a large corporation. The engineer was interviewed first, and was asked a long list of questions, ending with "How much is two plus two?"

　　The engineer excused himself, and made a series of measurements and calculations before returning to the board room and announcing, "Four."

　　The physicist was next interviewed, and was asked the same questions. Before answering the last question, he excused himself, made for the library, and did a great deal of research. After a consultation with the United States Bureau of Standards and many calculations, he also announced "Four."

　　The lawyer was interviewed last, and was asked the same questions. At the end of his interview, before answering the last question, he drew all the shades in the room, looked outside the door to see if anyone was there, checked the telephone for listening devices, and asked "How much do you want it to be?"

　　簡單長篇的英語笑話：Vacation

　　For 3 years, the young attorney had been taking his brief vacations at this country inn.

　　The last time he'd finally managed an affair with the innkeeper's daughter.

　　Looking forward to an exciting few days, he dragged his suitcase up the stairs of the inn, then stopped short. There sat his lover with an infant on her lap!

　　"Helen, why didn't you write when you learned you were pregnant?" he cried. "I would have rushed up here, we could have gotten married, and the baby would have my name!"

　　"Well," she said, "when my folks found out about my condition, we sat up all night talkin' and talkin' and decided it would be better to have a bastard in the family than a lawyer."

　　簡單長篇的英語笑話：Like Hell!

　　An engineer dies and reports to the pearly gates.

　　St. Peter checks his dossier and says, "Ah, you're an engineer -- you're in the wrong place."

　　So, the engineer reports to the gates of hell and is let in.

　　Pretty soon, the engineer gets dissatisfied with the level of comfort in hell, and starts designing and building improvements.

　　After awhile, they've got air conditioning and flush toilets and escalators, and the engineer is a pretty popular guy.

　　One day, God calls Satan up on the telephone and says with a sneer, "So, how's it going down there in hell?"

　　Satan replies, "Hey, things are going great. We've got air conditioning and flush toilets and escalators, and there's no telling what this engineer is going to come up with next."

　　God replies, "What??? You've got an engineer? That's a mistake -- he should never have gotten down there; send him up here."

　　Satan says, "No way. I like having an engineer on the staff, and I'm keeping him."

　　God says, "Send him back up here or I'll sue."

　　Satan laughs uproariously and answers, "Yeah, right. And just where are YOU going to get a lawyer?"