英語笑話大全短篇

　　笑話是以民間口頭創作為主的一種文學形式,是現實生活中深受人們喜愛的文娛語體。小編整理了短篇英語笑話，歡迎閱讀!

　　短篇英語笑話篇一

　　Lawyer’s Advice

　　律師的忠告

　　A doctor and a lawyer were attending a cocktail party when the doctor was approached by aman who asked advice on how to hanle his ulcer.

　　有一位醫生和一位律師出席一場雞尾酒會，當時有一名男子走近這位醫生詢問有關如何處理他的潰瘍的忠告。

　　The doctor mumbled some medical advice,then turned to the lawyer and asked,

　　這位醫生就咕嚕咕嚕說了一些醫療上的忠告，然後轉向這位律師。

　　"How do you handled the situation when you are asked for advice during a social function?"

　　並問他：“當你在社交宴會場合中被人詢間忠告的時候，你都怎麼處理這個情形呢?”

　　"Just send an account for such advice" replied the lawyer.

　　這位律師回答說： “就寄出一張聽取忠告的賬單呀”。

　　On the next morning the doctor arrived at his surgery and issues the ulcer-stricken man a $50account.

　　下一天早上，這位醫生來到他的診療窒;開出一張五十元賬單給這名罹患潰瘍的男子。

　　That afternoon he received a $100 account from the lawyer.

　　而在那天下午他竟然就收到一張從律師那裡寄來的一百元賬單。

　　短篇英語笑話篇二

　　肉商與律師

　　A dog ran into a butcher and grabbed a roast off the counter.

　　有一隻狗，跑進一家肉店把一塊烤肉從臺子上搶走。

　　Fortunately,the butcher recognized the dog as belonging to a neighbor of his.

　　很幸運地，肉商辨認出’這隻狗是屬於他鄰居的。

　　The neighbor happened to be a lawyer.

　　這位鄰居碰巧又是一位律師。

　　Incensed at the theft,the butcher called up his neighter and said,

　　這起竊盜激怒了這位肉商。於是他就打電話給他的鄰居說：

　　"Hey,if your dog stole a rasat from my butcher shop,would you be liable for the coast of themeat?"

　　“喂，如果你的狗兒從我的肉店偷走了一塊烤肉，你會為這塊肉的損失費用負責任嗎?”

　　The lawyer replied,"Of course,how much was the roast?"

　　這名律師回答說：“當然會呀，這塊烤肉多少錢呢?”

　　"$8."Afew days later the butcher received a check in the mail for $8.

　　“八元。”幾天後，這位肉商收到一封郵件，裡面有一張八元的支票。

　　Attached to it was an invoice that read:

　　這張支票卻附上了一張發票，上面寫著：

　　Legal Consultation Service:$150.

　　“法律諮詢服務 ：一百五十元。”

　　短篇英語笑話篇三

　　Beef Sandwich

　　牛肉三明治

　　A man went into a deli shop and took a seat at the lunch counter.

　　有一名男子走近一家熟食店，在吃午餐的櫃檯旁選了一個位置。

　　"Give me corned beef sandwich,"he ordered.

　　他點餐時說：“給我來個醃牛肉三明治。”

　　"Corned beef sandwich is not on the menu,but I can give you a sandwich with corned beef in it,like our midnight Special."

　　"選單上沒有醃牛肉三 明治，但是我可以給你一個裡面有醃牛肉的三明治，像是我們的午夜特餐。”

　　"What's a Midnight Special?"

　　“午夜特餐是什麼?”

　　"A triple decker with corned beef,tongue,bologna,tomato,lettuce,onion,pockle andmayonnaise,on toasted raisin bread."

　　“有三層，裡面是醃牛肉、牛舌、薰香腸、蕃茄、萵苣、 洋蔥、醃泡菜，還有美乃滋的三層烤葡萄乾麵包。…

　　"Could you just place a piece of corned beef between two slices of white bread and serve it tome on a plate?"

　　"你可不可以在兩片白麵包中間只放一片醃牛肉，裝在一個盤子上端給我吃?”

　　"Why,sure!"Then,turning to the sandwich man ,

　　“哦，當然可以。啦!”接著他就轉向製作三明治的人，

　　he sang out:"One Midnighet Special.Make it one deck,hold thetongue,bolgna,tomato,lettuce,onion,pickle and mayonnaise,and make the raisin breadwhite,untoasted!"

　　大聲喊出：“一個午夜特餐。把它做一層就好，裡面不要加牛著、薰香腸、蕃茄、萵苣、洋蔥、醃泡菜和美乃滋，把葡萄乾麵包做成白麵包，不要烤!”