二人對話英文小笑話大全

　　前蘇聯著名作家高爾基說過,“哪裡有人,哪裡就有笑聲。”從古到今,笑話是人們生活中不可缺少的“調劑品”。下面是小編帶來的二人對話英文小笑話，歡迎閱讀!

　　二人對話英文小笑話篇一

　　卓別林和愛因斯坦間的搞笑英語對話

　　愛因斯坦：What I admire most about your art is that's universal. You don't say any word and the whole world understands you!

　　對於你的藝術，我最驚奇的就是它如此的國際化，你一個字也不說，但是全世界的人都懂得起。

　　卓別林：True. But your glory is greater! The world admires you while no one understands you!

　　這個我承認，但是你的榮譽更大，你的東西全世界發的人都懂不起，但他們還是如此敬佩你。

　　二人對話英文小笑話篇二

　　I Have His Ear in My Pocket 他的耳朵在我衣兜裡

　　Ivan came home with a bloody nose and his mother asked, "What happened?" 伊凡鼻子流著血回到家裡。他媽媽問，“發生了什麼事?”

　　"A kid bit me," replied Ivan.

　　“一個男孩咬了我一口，”伊凡說。

　　"Would you recognize him if you saw him again?" asked his mother.

　　“再見到他你能認出來嗎?”媽媽問。

　　"I'd know him any where," said Ivan. "I have his ear in my pocket."

　　“他走到哪裡我都能認出他，”伊凡說。“他的耳朵還在我衣兜裡呢。”

　　二人對話英文小笑話篇三

　　Uncle: How did Jim do in his history examination?

　　舅舅：吉姆這孩子歷史考得怎麼樣?

　　Mother: Oh, not at all well, but there, it wasn't his fault. They asked him things that happened before the poor boy was born.

　　母親：唉，糟透了。可話又說回來，這也不能怪他。嗨，他們盡問一些這個可憐的孩子出生前的事兒。

　　二人對話英文小笑話篇四

　　Applied Psychology

　　After the student delivered the pizza to old Ken's house，Ken asked，"What is the usual tip?”

　　"Well，”replied the youth，"this is my first trip here，but the other blokes say if I get 5p out of you，I’II be doing great.” "Is that sot”snorted Ken. "Well，just to show them how wrong they are，here’s five quid.”

　　"Thanks,”replied the youth，“I'll put this towards to my studies.”

　　"What are you studying”asked Ken.The lad smiled and said，"Applied psychology.”

　　應用心理學

　　一個學生把比薩餅送到老肯恩家，肯恩問:“你一般要多少小費?”

　　年輕人答道:“我第一次到這邊來，同事們說我要是能得到5便士就很不錯了。”

　　“是嗎?”肯恩哼了一聲，“他們錯了，給你5鎊。”

　　“謝謝，”年輕人答道:“我會把這些用在我的研究上。”

　　“你學什麼的?”肯恩問道。年輕人笑著說:“應用心理學。”

　　二人對話英文小笑話篇五

　　It Wasn't One Person

　　The teacher is handing back the homework.

　　"Johnny, "she says. "Your homework is very poor. I really don’t see how one person can make so many mistakes.”

　　"It wasn't one person, Miss,”says Johnny.“My dad helped me” 不是一個人

　　老師正在把作業發還給學生。

　　“約翰尼，’她說，“你的作業做得太差了。我真搞不明白，一個人怎麼能犯那麼多錯誤?”

　　“老師，不是一個人，”約翰尼說，“作業是爸爸幫我做的。”