嘻哈幽默英語故事

　　幽默故事，能讓你在信手翻啟間開懷一笑，得到身心的徹底放鬆、心緒的怦然萌動、情感的欣然釋放。下面小編為大家帶來嘻哈幽默的英語故事三則，歡迎大家閱讀!

　　：動機

　　My English Professor once launched into a lecture on "motivation."

　　我們英文課的教授，在課上講“動機”

　　"What pushes you ahead?" he asked.

　　他問：“什麼動機讓你往前走。”

　　"What is it that makes you go to school each day?

　　“是什麼讓你每天來上學?”

　　What driving force makes you strive to accomplish?"

　　“是什麼驅使你追求成功?”

　　Turning suddenly to one young woman,he demanded:"What makes you get out of bed in the morning?"

　　衝著一個女學生，她問：“是什麼讓你早晨從床上爬起來的呢?”

　　The student replied: "My mother."

　　學生答道：“我媽媽。”

　　：開卷考試

　　on the day of our final exam at my Community College in Santa Maria, Calif., we heard that the bookstore had changed its policy and would buy back our business-management textbooks.

　　我在加利福尼亞的聖瑪麗亞市一所社群大學讀書。期末考試那天，聽說書店在回購我們的工商管理課本。

　　Before class, several of us dashed over to the store and sold our books. We were seated and waiting for the test when our professor announced that considering the difficulty of the final, it would be an open-book exam.

　　考試前，我們幾個趕忙跑到書店把書賣了，隨後，我們坐在教室裡等著考試。這時候教授宣佈：考慮到試題的難度，今天的考試我們決定開卷。

　　：點名

　　On my first day of classes at my University I took a front-row seat in my literature course.

　　大學的第一天，文學課我坐在了前排。

　　The professor told us we would be responsible for reading five books, and that he would provide us with a list of authors from which we could choose. Then he ambled over to the lectern, took out his class book and began,

　　教授告訴我們這學期必須得讀五本書，他提供我們可供選擇的作者名單。隨後他緩步走上講臺，拿出課本，

　　"Baker, Black, Brooks, Carter, Cook..." I was working feverishly to get down all the names when I felt a tap on my shoulder. The student in back of me whispered, "He's taking attendance."

　　“貝克、布萊克、布魯斯、卡特、庫克…”為了寫下所有的名字，我不得不瘋狂的作著記錄。這時有人輕輕的拍我肩膀，坐在我後面的學生悄悄告訴我：“他在點名呢。”