國外經典幽默故事

　　笑話是一種增強快樂的文化，常常以篇幅短小，故事情節簡單，文筆巧妙的形式出現，給人以出乎意料，並且取得笑意的藝術效果的文化。在忙碌的生活，我們也需要偶爾的放鬆一下自己。下面小編為大家帶來四則，希望大家喜歡!

　　：男子進入教堂和上帝對話

　　He says: "God,what is a million dollars to you?"and God says: "A penny,then the man says: "God,what is a million years to you?”and God says: ¨a second", then the man says: “God,can I have a penny ?"and God says:"In a second."

　　他問：“主啊，一百萬美元對你意味著多少?”上帝回答：¨一便士。” 男子又問：“那一百萬年呢，?”上帝說：“一秒鐘。”最後男子請求道：”上帝，我能得到一便士嗎?“上帝回答：“過一秒鐘。”

　　：我不想讓主知道我在這裡

　　A distinguished clergyman and the elders from his congregation attended an out-of-town meeting that did not finish until rather late. They decided to have something to eat before going home, but unfortunately the only spot open was a seedy bar-and-grill with a questionable reputation. After being served, one of the elders asked the clergyman to say grace. 'I'd rather not ,the clergyman said, ‘I don't want him to know l'm here.'

　　一位著名牧師和他教區的幾位老人出席城外會議，他們直到天黑才開完會。於是打算在回家前吃點東西。但很不巧只有一家名聲不好的下等酒吧烤菜館開著門。飯後，一位老人要牧師祈禱。“我想我是免了，“牧師說。”我不想讓主知道我在這裡。”　　：否則他就該跟我借了

　　 has asked me for a loan of five pounds. Should I be doing right in lending it to him?

　　湯姆：威廉向我借五英鎊。我該不該借給他?

　　Jack: Certainly.

　　傑克：當然應該了。

　　 why?

　　湯姆：為什麼?

　　Jack: Because otherwise he would try to borrow lt from me.

　　傑克：否則他就該跟我借了。

　　：成年人的抉擇

　　The year before my son turned 18, he constantly pleaded to be allowed to a have tattoo, but I refused to sign permission for one.He argued that soon he would be a man and he should be able to make adult decisions. Sure enough,a few days after his 18th birthday,he come home with a tattoo. Although l was not happy about this, I was curious to see what symbol of masculin', he had chosen. There, on his shoulder,was a two inch image of Mickey Mouse.

　　我兒子十八歲前的那一年，常常向我提出准許他文身。但我拒絕允許他這麼做。他爭辯說他不久就要成為男子漢了，並說他應該能夠做出成年人的抉擇了。果然，十八歲生日的幾天後，他文了身，回到家裡。儘管我對此感到不高興，但出於好奇，我想看看他選擇了什麼雄性象徵物。原來他在肩上文了一個兩英寸長的米老鼠像。