簡短爆笑的英語小笑話

　　冷笑話是近幾年出現的一個新詞,也是一種出現在我們身邊的不可忽視的新的語言現象,它具有強大的生命力。下面是小編精心收集的，希望大家喜歡!

　　篇一

　　The Easter Bunny,an honest lawyer, Santa Claus and a drunk find a fifty-dollar bill together. Can you guess who gets to keep it?

　　復活兔、誠實的律師、聖誕老人和一個醉漢同時看到一張50美元的鈔票。你能猜到是誰會保留它嗎?

　　Of course, it's the drunk because the other three don't exist.

　　當然是醉漢了，因為其他三個並不存在。

　　篇二

　　Ten men applied for a job as an industrial spy. The interviewer gave each man a sealed envelope. They were ordered to deliver it to the fifth floor.

　　有10個男人去應徵產業間諜的工作。面試者給每個人一個封好的信封。他們被命令把信封送到五樓。

　　One man secretly disobeyed and opened his envelope. It read,"You're the right person for this job. Report to the personneldspartment immediately.“

　　有一個人偷偷地違反命令，打開了給他的信封。上面寫著：¨你是這份工作最合適的人選。馬上到人事部報到。"

　　篇三

　　A boy told his mom she was awful at raising kids.

　　一個男孩告訴他媽媽，說她在養育孩子方面做得很糟糕。

　　She replied,"Hold your tongue. That's not truel"

　　這位母親回嘴說：“住口，那不是真的”

　　The boy said, "Then why do you send me tO bed when l'm not tired and wake me up in the morning when l am ? "

　　男孩說：¨那為什麼你總是在我不困的時候叫我上床睡覺，在早上我困的時候叫醒我?

　　篇四

　　At a wedding, a little boy asked his mother, "Mommy, why does the girl wear white ? " She answered, "The bnde wears white because this is the happiest day of her life." The boy thought about this and said, "Why is the groom wearing black ? "

　　在一場婚禮上，一個小男孩問他的母親：”媽媽，為什麼那女孩穿白衣服?“這位母親回答道：”新娘穿白衣服，是因為今天是她最快樂的一天。”這個男孩想了想然後說：那為什麼新郎穿黑衣服。“

　　
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