有趣的英語笑話故事帶翻譯

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　　篇1

　　Teacher: What is the Great Depression?

　　教師:什麼是大蕭條?

　　Pupil: When you get a bad report card.

　　學生:當你拿到不好的成績單時。

　　篇2

　　Teacher: Why were the early days of history called the dark ages?

　　教師:為什麼早期的歷史被稱為黑暗時代?

　　Pupil: Because there were so many knights!

　　學生:因為那時有許多騎士!

　　篇3

　　Teacher: This essay on your dog is, word for word, the same as your brother's.

　　老師:這篇有關狗的文章和你哥哥的一字不差。

　　Pupil: Yes, sir, it is the same dog.

　　學生:是的，先生，這是同一只狗。

　　篇4

　　Hospitality

　　好客

　　The hostess apologized to her unexpected guest for serving an apple-pie without any cheese.

　　由於客人在吃蘋果餡餅時，家裡沒有乳酪了，於是女主人向大家表示歉意。

　　The little boy of the family left the room quietly for a moment and returned with a piece of cheese which he laid on the guest's plate.

　　這家的小男孩悄悄地離開了屋子。過了一會兒，他拿著一片乳酪回到房間，把乳酪放在客人的盤子裡。

　　The visitor smiled, put the cheese into his mouth and then said: "You must have better eyes than your mother, sonny. Where did you find the cheese?"

　　客人微笑著把乳酪放進嘴裡說：“孩子，你的眼睛就是比你媽媽的好。你在哪裡找到的乳酪?”

　　"In the rat-trap, sir," replied the boy.

　　“在捕鼠夾上，先生。”那小男孩說。