關於初中英語笑話故事

　　笑話是民族文化及社會生活中不可缺少的一環,從古至今都擁有廣大的受眾,深受人們喜愛。本文是，希望對大家有幫助!

　　：Impressive Hunting Dog

　　An avid duck hunter was in the market for a new bird dog. His search ended when he found a dog that could actually walk on water to retrieve a duck. Shocked by his find, he was sure none of his friends would ever believe him.

　　He decided to try to break the news to a friend of his, a pessimist by nature, and invited him to hunt with him and his new dog.

　　As they waited by the shore, a flock of ducks flew by. They fired, and a duck fell. The dog responded and jumped into the water.

　　The dog, however, did not sink but instead walked across the water to retrieve the bird, never getting more than his paws wet. The friend saw everything but did not say a single word.

　　On the drive home the hunter asked his friend, "Did you notice anything unusual about my new dog?" "I sure did," responded his friend. "He can't swim.

　　：Idiot Chicken Farmer

　　An idiot decided to start a chicken farm so he bought a hundred chickens to begin with.

　　A month later he returned to the dealer for another hundred chickens because all of the first lot had died.

　　A month later he was back at the dealer for another hundred chickens for the second lot had also died.

　　"But I think I know where I'm going wrong," said the idiot, "I think I'm planting them too deep."

　　：Hung Like An Elephant

　　This little boy is visiting the zoo with his father. They stop to have a look at an elephant and the kid just stares at it in fascination. Eventually he asks his father, "Dad, what's that thing hanging down?"

　　"That's the elephant's trunk," replies his father.

　　"No, I mean at the other end."

　　"Oh, that's the elephant's penis."

　　"That's funny," mused the little boy, "Last time we were here, Mum told me it was nothing."

　　"Well," said the smiling father, "You have to remember that your mother is a very spoilt woman."

　　：Helping To Clean The Dishes

　　Just after the maid had been fired, she took five bucks from her purse and threw it to Fido, the family dog.

　　When asked why by her former employer, she answered, "I never forget a friend. This was forhelping me clean the dishes all the time!"

　　：Make My Horse Laugh

　　There once was this bar with a sign in its window. It read, anyone who can make my horse laugh will have all the drinks they want on the house. So this guy walks in and asks if he can give it a try. The bartender says sure.

　　The cowboy walks out there and whispers something in the horse's ear. The horse starts laughing hysterically. The guys walks in and the bartender gives him the drinks. The next night the same guy and the same thing happens.

　　The third night the sign is changed to making the horse cry. The guy goes out side and a few minutes later he comes back in and the horse is crying.

　　The bartender says 'o.k. you can have your drinks but first tell me what you did to make my horse laugh.'

　　The cowboy said, 'I told him my privates are bigger than his.'

　　'O.K. but how did you make him cry?'

　　The cowboy replied, 'I proved it to him.'