短一點的英語小笑話

　　笑話主要的作用是調侃、娛樂或諷刺。笑話是人們生活中不可或缺的組成部分,與社會密切相關。小編分享帶翻譯，希望可以幫助大家!

　　帶翻譯：Vice-president

　　A man who had just been promoted to vice-president boasted so much about it to his wifethat she finally retorted, “Vice-presidents are a dozen a dime. Why, in the supermarket theyeven have a vice-president in charge of prunes.”Furious, the husband phoned the supermarketin the expectation of refuting his wife. He asked to speak to the vice-president in charge ofprunes. “Which kind?” was the reply. “Fresh or dried?”

　　副總裁

　　剛被提升為副總裁的丈夫向妻子大吹大擂，妻子終於反駁道：“副總裁一毛錢買一打。你看超級市場裡甚至有一名負責李子的副總裁呢。”

　　惱怒的丈夫立即給超級市場打電話，準備駁斥妻子。他要求與負責李子的副總裁通話。

　　“管哪方面的?”對方答道。“鮮貨還是乾貨?”

　　帶翻譯：和上帝對話

　　A man goes to church and starts talking to God. He says: "God, what is a million dollars toyou?" and God says: "A penny", then the man says: "God, what is a million years to you?" andGod says: "a second", then the man says: "God, can I have a penny?" and God says "In asecond"

　　一男子進入教堂和上帝對話.他問:"主啊, 一百萬美元對你意味著多少?"上帝回答:"一便士."男子又問:"那一百萬年呢?"上帝說:"一秒鐘."最後男子請求道:"上帝,我能得到一便士嗎?"上帝回答:"過一秒鐘."

　　帶翻譯：

　　辯護

　　“Your Honor,” the accused hit-and –run driver’s lawyer pleaded, “that man who was injuredmust have been careless. My client is an experienced driver of more than 20 years.”

　　“If experience is the issue here,” the other attorney countered, “my client has been walking forover fifty years.”

　　“大人，”被告逃逸司機的律師辯護說，“那個受傷的人一定是自己粗心。我的當事人是一個有20多年駕齡的老手。”

　　“如果這裡的問題在於經驗的話，”另一位律師說，“我的當事人已有了50多年的走齡了。”

　　帶翻譯：A Girl Just Like Mother

　　No matter which girl he brought home， the young man found disapproval from his mother.A friend gave him advice.

　　“Find a girl just like your mother—then she's bound to like her.

　　So the young man searched and searched， and finally found the girl.He told his friendlyadviser：

　　“Just like you said， I found a girl who looked，talked，dressed， and even cooked likemother.And just as you said，mother liked her”

　　“So，”asked the friend，“what happened?”

　　“Nothing，”said the young man.“My father hates her!”

　　無論帶哪一個女孩回家，這位青年人總會遭到母親的反對。一位朋友勸他說：

　　“找一個和你母親一樣的女孩——那她一定會喜歡她。”

　　於是這位青年人不停地找啊找，終於找到了這麼個女孩。

　　他對他友好的忠告者說：

　　“正像你說的那樣，我找到一個長相、談吐、穿著打扮，甚至連烹飪都和我母親一樣的女孩。也正像你說的那樣，我母親喜歡她。”

　　“那後來呢?”朋友問。

　　“沒什麼，”青年人說。“我父親討厭她!”