有關英語短笑話帶翻譯

　　笑話就像是一塊磁鐵，可以拉近人與人之間的距離，可以博得他人的好感，可以引起別人對你的注意，可以讓你周圍的人牢牢地記住你。 小編精心收集了，供大家欣賞學習!

　　篇1

　　鳥窩與頭髮

　　我姐姐是一位小學老師。一次一個學生告訴她說一隻鳥兒在教室外 的樹上壘了個窩。

　　“是什麼鳥呢?”我姐姐問她。

　　“我沒看到鳥兒，老師，只看到鳥窩。”那孩子回答說。

　　“那麼，你能給我們描述一下這個鳥巢嗎?”我姐姐鼓勵她道。

　　“哦，老師，就像你的頭髮一樣。”

　　I've Just Bitten My Tongue

　　"Are we poisonous?" the young snake asked his mother.

　　"Yes, dear," she replied - "Why do you ask?"

　　"Cause I've just bitten my tongue! "

　　篇2

　　As a little boy arrived home from a dental visit,“Hey mom,the dentist says I have no cavities.” His mom stared at him wide一eyed and quite surprised,“It is imPossible一you never brush your teeth after cleaning the chocolate box before you go to bed!”

　　Then the boy opened his mouth——his teeth have been taken out all.

　　小男孩兒看完牙醫,面帶微笑地回到家。“嘿,媽媽,牙醫說,我一顆蛀牙也沒有。” 媽媽驚訝地瞪大眼睛“不可能——你睡覺前都把巧克力盒子裡的糖吃得精光,而且從來不刷牙!”

　　這時,男孩兒張開了嘴巴——他的牙已經全被拔光了。

　　篇3

　　Good Boy

　　Little Robert asked his mother for two cents. "What did you do with the money I gave you yesterday?"

　　"I gave it to a poor old woman," he answered.

　　"You're a good boy," said the mother proudly. "Here are two cents more. But why are you so interested in the old woman?"

　　"She is the one who sells the candy."

　　好孩子

　　小羅伯特向媽媽要兩分錢。

　　“昨天給你的錢幹什麼了?”

　　“我給了一個可憐的老太婆，”他回答說。 “你真是個好孩子，”媽媽驕傲地說。“再給你兩分錢。可你為什麼對那位老太太那麼感興趣呢?”

　　“她是個賣糖果的。”

　　篇4

　　A lady went to a hat shop to buy a hat. As she was very fussy, it took her a long time to pick on one。

　　Already at the end of his patience the salesman was afraid that she might change her mind again so he tried to flatter her: "An excellent choice, madam.You look at least ten years younger with this hat on!"

　　To his dismay, the lady took off her hat at once and said: "I don't want a hat that makes me look ten years older as soon as I take it off. Show me some more hats!"

　　一位婦女到一家帽子店買帽子。她很挑剔，用了很長時間才選好了一頂。

　　已經忍耐到極限的售貨員害怕她再改變主意，便恭維她：“你做了極好的選擇，夫人。你戴上這頂帽子看上去起碼年輕十歲!”

　　但令他沮喪的是，這位女士馬上摘下了她的帽子說：“我不想要一頂摘下來便使我立刻顯得老十歲的帽子。多拿一些帽子給我看看!”