關於英文小笑話帶翻譯

　　笑話是一種用來逗笑取樂的文體。笑話,不僅能讓同學們在日常生活和學習中不時地會心一笑,還能從中學習到不少的知識。下面是小編帶來的，歡迎閱讀!

　　篇一

　　A shop owner1 closed2 his shop and went home. He was3 very tired but just as4 he went to bed, the telephone rang. A man asked, "What time do you open your shop?"

　　The owner was angry about this phone call. He put down the telephone without answering and went back to bed. A few5 minutes later6, his telephone rang again and the man asked the same questions. The owner became7 very angry and he shouted, "You needn't ask me when I open the shop for I won't let you in."

　　"Oh, no, I don't want to get in," the man said8, "I want to go out now . "

　　一個店老闆關閉了店鋪，回家去了。他非常疲憊，但就在他剛躺下時電話鈴響了。一個人問：“你什麼時候開啟你的店?”

　　店主很不高興這個電話。沒有回答，他放下聽筒，回去睡覺。幾分鐘後，電話又響了，該名男子問同樣的問題。店老闆非常生氣，他喊道：“你不用問我什麼時候開啟店鋪，因為我不會讓你……”

　　“哦，不。我不想進去，”那人說：“我想出去。”

　　篇二

　　The Perfect Son 完美的兒子

　　A: I have the perfect1 son.

　　B: Does he smoke?

　　A: No, he doesn't.

　　B: Does he drink whiskey?

　　A: No, he doesn't.

　　B: Does he ever2 come home late?

　　A: No, he doesn't.

　　B: I guess you really do have the perfect son. How old is he?

　　A: He will be six months old next Wednesday.

　　A：我有一個很完美的兒子。

　　B：他抽菸嗎?

　　A：不抽。

　　B：他喝威士忌酒嗎?

　　A：不喝。

　　B：他會不會很晚回家?

　　A：不會。

　　B：我想你確實有一個完美兒子。那他多大了?

　　A：下個星期三就滿6個月了。

　　篇三

　　Is that clock right? 這鐘準確嗎?

　　Dan was the doorman of a club in a big city. Everyday, thousands of people passed his door, and a lot of them stopped and asked him, What's the time, please?

　　After a few months, Dan said to himself, I'm not going to answer all those stupid people any more. I'm going to buy a big clock and put it upon the wall here. Then he did so.

　　Now people aren't going to stop and ask me the time, he thought happily. But after that, a lot of people stopped, looked at the clock and then asked Dan, Is that clock right?

　　丹在一個大城市的某個俱樂部當守門人。每天都有數千人經過他的門口，而且許多人都會停下來問他:請問現在幾點?

　　幾個月後，丹想：我不想再回答這些蠢人提出的問題了，我要去買一隻大鐘，把它掛在這兒的牆上。於是他買了一隻鍾，把它掛在了牆上。

　　現在人們總不會再停下來問我時間了。他高興地想。可是打那以後，每天仍有許多人停下來，看看鐘，然後問丹：這鐘準嗎?

　　篇四

　　Only one piece of meat 只有一塊肉

　　Customer1: Waiter, I've only got2 one piece of meat in my dish3.

　　 a moment, sir and I'll cut it in two.

　　顧客：服務員，我盤子裡怎麼只有一塊肉?

　　服務員：先生，請稍候，我去把它切成兩塊。

　　篇五

　　Not learn to spend money 沒學會花錢

　　A friend was trying to encourage his elderly mother to enjoy the money, she had accumulated through frugal1 living. "Mother," he said, "you have enough money to last you until you're a hundred."

　　"And then what'll I do?" she replied.

　　一位朋友試圖勸他的老媽媽要享用錢，她通過節儉的生活攢下了錢。“媽媽，”他說，“你有足夠的錢能讓你用到一百歲。”

　　“到了一百歲又該怎麼辦?”她回答。