英文小笑話及翻譯

　　笑話一般指短小、滑稽的故事,是一種民間口頭創作形式,在民間文化中以口口相傳的形式傳播。小編精心收集了，供大家欣賞學習!

　　篇1

　　誰自私?

　　My husband and I were discussing the options available on the new car we planned to buy. The standard equipment included a driver's side air bag，but the passenger air bag was an optional purchase.I thought this was a bit odd and asked，"What would a wife say if her husband bought a car with only one air bag?"

　　我和我丈夫正在討論我們計劃要買的新車上應帶有哪些裝置。標準裝置包括在車上配備給司機座位上的空氣袋，但乘客席上的空氣袋就可有可無了。對於這點，我覺得有點滑稽，於是就問丈夫:"如果丈夫只買了一個空氣袋，他老婆會說什麼呢?"

　　"That's easy,"my husband responded. "She'd say，'I'll drive.'"

　　我丈夫回答說:“這很容易猜，她會說:‘我來開車吧!'."

　　篇2

　　如此節儉

　　Mrs. Willencot was very frugal. When her husband died，she asked the newspaper how much it would cost for a death notice.

　　成倫考特太太非常節儉.她丈夫死後去問報社，登一條訃告需要多少錢?

　　"Two dollars for five words. "

　　“八個字，兩美元。，

　　"Can I pay for just two words?"，she asked.”Willencot dead."

　　“我登三個字多少錢?’她問:"Willencot過世。”

　　"No，two dollars is the minimum. You still have three words."

　　“兩美元是最少的費用，你還可以加五個字。”

　　Mrs. Willencot thought a moment and added; "Cadillac for sale."

　　威倫考特太太想了一會兒，說:“賣卡迪拉克。”

　　篇3

　　嫩的稀奇!

　　Like most colleges，the food at St. Mary's College of Maryland scores low marks for both quality and variety.One exception is our annual steak-and-shrimp

　　night;but even this cari t escape the critics.

　　像很多大學一樣，瑪麗蘭的聖·瑪麗學院的伙食無論從花樣上，還是從質量上評分都作低。咋一的例外是我們每年的牛排大蝦之夜。但，即使是這天的食品，也很難逃脫評論

　　家的評論。我聽到一個學生說:“這塊牛排應燒得再嫩一點兒。”

　　"This steak could be a little more rare ," I overheard a fellow student say.

　　她的同伴說:“小聲點兒，一年一次就夠稀奇的了。***注:英語中，嫩和稀奇都是rare。***

　　"Pipe down,"whispered her companion. "Once a year is rare enough !”