最搞笑的英語笑話大全

　　國喜劇藝術源遠流長,豐富多彩,笑話便是綻放在喜劇藝苑中的一朵奇葩。下面是小編帶來的最搞笑的英語笑話，歡迎閱讀!

　　最搞笑的英語笑話篇一

　　Honest?誠實嗎?

　　Two small boys, not yet old enough to be in school, were overheard talking at the zoo one day.

　　在動物園，我無意中聽到兩個學齡前的小男孩在聊天。

　　"My name is Billy. What's yours?" asked the first boy. "Tommy," replied the second.

　　“我叫Billy。你叫什麼名字?”一個男孩問題。“Tommy”，另一個男孩回答。

　　"My Daddy's an accountant. What does your Daddy do for a living?" asked Billy.

　　“我爸爸是一位會計師，你爸爸是做什麼的?”Billy問Tommy。

　　Tommy replied, "My Daddy's a lawyer."

　　“我爸爸是一位律師，”Tommy回答。

　　"Honest?" asked Billy.

　　“真的嗎?”Billy問

　　"No, just the regular kind", replied Tommy.

　　“不是啦，就跟別的律師一樣。”Tommy回答。

　　最搞笑的英語笑話篇二

　　St Peter's Question 聖彼德的問題

　　Three men, a doctor, an accountant and a lawyer are dead and they appear in front of St Peter. St Peter tells them that they have to answer one question in order to get to Heaven.

　　有三個人死了，分別是一名醫生、一名會計和一名律師。他們來到了聖彼德面前。聖彼德對他們說，如果他們想進入天堂，就得每人回答一個問題。

　　He looks at the doctor and asks, "There was a movie that was made about a ship that sank after hitting an iceberg, what was its name?"

　　聖彼德看著醫生開始發問，“以前電影院放過一部電影，說的是一艘船撞擊冰山後沉沒，電影的名字是什麼?”

　　The doctor answers, "The Titanic" and he is sent through.

　　醫生回答，“《泰坦尼克號》”，醫生隨即被允許進入天堂。

　　He then looks at the accountant and say, "How many people died in that ship?"

　　然後聖彼德看著會計說，“船上有多少人遇難?”。

　　Fortunately the accountant had just watched the movie and he answers, "1500!". St Peter sends him through and then finally turns to the lawyer and commands, in a very heavy voice, "Name them!".

　　會計很走運，因為他剛看過這部電影，回答道，“1500人遇難。”聖彼德把會計也放進天堂了。最後，聖彼德轉過身，看著律師，非常嚴肅地用命令的口吻問道，“把1500人的名字都說出來?”

　　最搞笑的英語笑話篇三

　　Want a day off 想請一天假

　　Smith goes to see his supervisor in the front office. "Boss," he says, "we're doing some heavy house-cleaning at home tomorrow, and my wife needs me to help with the attic and the garage, moving and hauling stuff.""We're short-handed, Smith" the boss replies. "I can't give you the day off.""Thanks, boss," says Smith "I knew I could count on you!"

　　一天，史密斯去見他的客戶部領導，“老闆”，斯密斯說，“我們家明天要大搞清潔，我老婆需要我回去幫忙清潔閣樓和車庫，搬搬挪挪什麼的。”“斯密斯啊，你也知道，我們現在人手已經不夠了”老闆說，“明天的假我是沒法給你批了”。“多謝老闆，” Smith說，“我就知道跟著您幹準沒錯”。

　　最搞笑的英語笑話篇四

　　Interruption輕率的插話

　　The fine-furniture store where I work has been in business since the 1920s. Recently I received a call from a woman who wanted to replace some chairs from a dining set purchased from us in the 1930s. I assured her we could help and sought the assistance of the office manager. "You'll never believe this one, " I told him." I just got a call from a customer who bought some chairs from us in the 1930s. "

　　我所工作的精品傢俱商店是從20世紀二十年代以來就營業的。最近我接到一個婦女的電話。她想換一套餐具中的一些椅子。這套餐具她是在三十年代從我們這兒買的。我向她保證說我們可以幫她的忙，於是我向部門經理尋求幫助。“你永遠也不會相信，”我對他說，“我剛接到一個顧客的電話，她在三十年代從我們這裡買了一些椅子。”

　　Before I could finish repeating her request, he interrupted and said, "Don't tell me she hasn't received them yet!"

　　我還沒來得及說她的要求，經理就打斷了我的話：“你別告訴我她到現在還沒收到貨!”