英文笑話帶翻譯爆笑欣賞

　　民間笑話是一種根植於日常生活的美學形態。笑話產生於日常生活語境之中,以消遣和娛樂為目的,由普通民眾創造、表演和欣賞。小編整理了爆笑英文笑話帶翻譯，歡迎閱讀!

　　爆笑英文笑話帶翻譯篇一

　　at a dinner party in the home of friends, our host mentioned his highschool alma mater***母校，校歌*** . one of the guests asked him if he had been a student there at the same time as a particular vice principal.

　　在朋友家的一次宴會上，主人提起一位高中時的校友。一位客人問他讀書期間，某位副校長是否也在職。

　　i sure was! answered the host. he's the biggest jerk i've ever met. did you know him too?

　　當然了，主人答道。他是我見過的最大的混蛋。你也認識他嗎?

　　sort of, replied the guest. my mother married him last saturday.

　　有點認識，客人回答。我媽媽上週六嫁給了他。

　　爆笑英文笑話帶翻譯篇二

　　nurse: how do you feel after your operation?

　　護士：手術後你感覺怎樣?

　　patient: quite alright, only i can feel two hearts beating inside me.

　　病人：十分好，只是我能感覺到我體內有兩顆心臟在跳動。

　　nurse: no wonder the doctor who operated on you was looking for his watch everywhere just now.

　　護士：怪不得給你做手術的大夫剛才在到處尋找他的手錶。

　　爆笑英文笑話帶翻譯篇三

　　the bus was crowded, and as one more man tried to get on, the passengers wouldn't let him aboard.

　　公共汽車上很擠，當又一個人還是試圖上車時，乘客們不讓他上。

　　it is too crowded, they shouted. who do you think you are?

　　車上太擠了，他們喊道，你以為你是誰?

　　i am the driver. he said.

　　我是司機!他說。