英文笑話小短文帶翻譯閱讀

　　我們對待科學應該嚴謹、一絲不苟，如果不懂裝懂，就可能鬧出指鹿為馬的笑話。小編精心收集了英文笑話小短文帶翻譯，供大家欣賞學習!

　　英文笑話小短文帶翻譯：Three Men in a Boat

　　Three men were sitting on a park bench. The one in the middle was reading a newspaper; the others were pretending to fish. They baited imaginary hooks, cast lines and reeled in their catch. A passing policeman stopped to watch the spectacle and asked the man in the middle if he knew the other two.

　　"Oh yes, " he said. "They are my friends."

　　"In that case, " warned the officer, "you'd better get them out of here!"

　　"Yes, sir, " the man replied, and he began rowing furiously.

　　三人同舟

　　三位男子在公園的長椅上坐著。中間的一個在讀報紙，另外兩個在假裝釣魚。他們給想象的魚鉤上魚餌，放線，並卷線把魚抓上來。 一位過路警察駐足觀察了這個景象，他問中間的那個男子是否認識其他兩位。

　　“喔，認識，”他說，“他們是我的朋友。”

　　“那樣的話，”警察告誡說，“你最好把他們從這裡弄走。”

　　“好的，警官。”那男子回答說，接著就開始瘋狂般地做起划槳的動作來。

　　英文笑話小短文帶翻譯：太黑了,我看不見

　　After supper, the parents were busy playing mah-jong with the guests. At this point the mother thought of something and said to her son who was watching TV, "Honey, go see if the kitchen light is on or not?"

　　After a while, her son returned and said, "Ma, the kitchen is so dark that I cannot see it at all."

　　晚飯後，父親和母親都忙著和客人玩麻將，這時母親忽然想起點兒事來，便對正在看電視的兒子說道：“寶貝，去看看廚房裡的燈是不是還開著呢?”

　　過了一會兒，兒子回來說：“媽，廚房裡太黑了，我根本就看不見。”

　　英文笑話小短文帶翻譯：誰的50美分

　　Jacky: I found 50 cents on the sidewalk in front of school.

　　Tommy: I think it's mine. I dropped 50 cents there today and couldn't find it.

　　Jacky: But what I found was two quarters.

　　Tommy: Then I'm sure it's mine. It probably broke when it hit the sidewalk.

　　傑克：我在學校門前的人行道上揀了50分。

　　湯米：我想那是我的，今天我在那兒掉了50分，找不到了。

　　傑克：但是我揀的是兩個兩毛五的呀。

　　湯米：那就更是我的了。因為錢在掉到地上的時候可能摔兩半了。

　　英文笑話小短文帶翻譯：The Choice of Word

　　One day, John was back home after work. He found that his wife was shaking their daughterwho was only half a year old. She said Da-Dy to the baby many times. John felt very happybecause he thought his wife chose the word Dady to teach their baby.

　　During one night several weeks later, John and his wife were waken up by the cry Dady. His wifesaid to him, Darling, she is calling you. Then she turned to sleep.

　　選詞

　　一天下班回家，約翰發現妻子在搖半歲的女兒，嘴裡反覆念道：“爸-爸。”約翰心裡感到美滋滋的，他的妻子選擇了“爸爸”這個詞首先教孩子。

　　幾周後的一天夜裡，約翰和妻子被一陣哭聲驚醒了，“爸-爸!”“她在叫你，親愛的。”妻子說，然後翻身竟自睡了。