簡短英語小笑話加翻譯

　　笑話是日常生活中人們消遣娛樂的一種常見語言現象,其目的在於在會話過程中傳遞和激發幽默感。下面是小編精心收集的，希望大家喜歡!

　　篇一

　　Driving through the hill country of Texas，just north of San Antonio，we watched the sky turn a brilliant orange at sunset. At my wife's pleading，we stopped and walked up a hill，which turned out to be the top of a cliff. Before us lay the picturesque postcard setting we had been looking for

　　during all our vacation. Below was a large green valley circled by hills. Exhilarated by the tangerine sky, long shadows，and a slight breeze carrying the scent of green grass，my wife suddenly shouted:“Thank you，Mother Nature，for so much beautyl”

　　開車經過德克薩斯州的山丘地帶，也就是聖·安扎尼奧的正北。在黃昏時，我們看到天空中出現了一道道金色的光芒。在老婆喲請求下，我們停了車，來到了小山坡土。這裡正好是懸崖的頂端，在我們面前展現出了一種名信片上的景色。這正是我們整個假期都在尋找的地方。山坡下是一片群山環抱的綠色山谷，橙色的天空，一片片綠草地。一陣微風吹過來，送來了一陣草的芳香。我老婆突然喊到:“謝謝你，大自然的毋親，感謝你給我們這麼美麗的風景。”

　　Then, a distant voice was heard from across the valley:"No charge!”

　　接著，從遠處山谷的那一邊傳來了一聲，“不要付錢了。”

　　篇二

　　I phoned my husband，Mike，at the car dealer's where he is a service manager. I wanted a copy of his house key and thought he could have one made on their key-duplicating machine. Mike was away from his desk，so I left a message with his secretary.

　　我丈夫邁克，是汽車商店的推銷經理.有一次，我打電話給他，讓他配一把家裡的鑰匙。他可以在他們的配鑰匙機上做一把.可當時邁克不在辦公室，所以，我就讓他的祕書給他留了個條。

　　When my husband came home that evening，he had one question:"Why did you ask my secretary to make a copy of my key?" From his pocket he produced a photocopy of the house key，front and back.

　　那天晚上，我丈夫回到家後，問我:“你為什麼讓我的祕書影印一張我的鑰匙。”說著，他從p攀裡拿出一張紙，上面印著他鑰匙的正反面。

　　篇三

　　" This is the book recommended this quarter,”announced my political science professor on the first day of class. "However，we won't use it much, because my primary purpose is to teach you to think.”

　　“這段時間，我推薦你們用這本書。”政治經濟學教授在我們的第一堂課上說。“可是，我們這本書用得不多。因為，我的主要目的是想教你們怎樣思維。”

　　Angered that my hard-earned money had been wasted,I raised my hand，”You mean I just spent$22. 50 on a book I won't need?"

　　聽到這兒我感到很氣憤。難道我辛苦掙來的錢就這麼浪費掉了嗎?於是，我舉手問:“您是說，我剛花了22. 5美元買了本我們不用的書?”

　　" Good，"replied the professor with a smile."Your re starting to think already."

　　“很好!"教授笑著說:“你已經開始思考了。”

　　
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