趣味幽默英語笑話閱讀

　　“哪裡有人,哪裡就有笑聲。”從古到今，笑話是人們生活中不可缺少的“調劑品”。笑話使人們在刻板的生活中感到一絲快意和放鬆，在人們的日常生活中起著重要調劑作用。下面小編為大家帶來，歡迎大家閱讀!

　　趣味幽默英語笑話：新員工

　　Several weeks after a young man had been hired, he was called into the personnel director's office.

　　“What is the meaning of this?” the director asked. “When you applied for the job, you told us you had five years' experience. Now we discover this is the first job you ever held.”

　　“Well,” the young man said, “in your advertisement you said you wanted somebody with imagination.”

　　一個年輕人在被僱用幾個星期後，被叫到人事經理的辦公室。

　　“這是什麼意思?”經理問，“當你申請這份工作時，你告訴我們有五年工作經驗，現在我們發現這其實是你的第一份工作。”

　　“嗯，”年輕人回答，“你們的廣告上說需要找一個有想象力的人嘛。”

　　趣味幽默英語笑話：抽象名詞

　　Teacher: What's an abstract noun, Jane?

　　Jane: I don't know, madam.

　　Teacher: What, you don't know! Well. It's the name of a thing which you can think of but cannot touch. Now, give me an example.

　　Jane: A red-hot poker, madam.

　　老師：簡，什麼是抽象名詞?

　　簡：我不知道，老師。

　　老師：什麼，你不知道!抽象名詞就是你想象得到但觸控不到的東西。現在，你給我舉個例子。

　　簡：老師，比如說一根炙熱的撥火棍。

　　趣味幽默英語笑話：丘吉爾和蕭伯納

　　Winston Churchill was Prime Minister of Great Britain during World War II. He was a fat and short man. George Bernard Shaw was a famous writer. He was

　　tall and lean. Both of them were humorists.

　　When they met at a reception, Churchill said to Shaw with a smile, “Mr. Shaw, when people see you, they must think there is a famine in our country.” “Yes,” said Bernard Shaw, “but they must think you are responsible for it.”

　　丘吉爾是二戰期間英國的首相，他是個又矮又胖的男人。肖伯納是著名作家，又高又瘦。他們倆都是幽默詼諧的人。

　　一次，他們在一個招待會上碰面了。丘吉爾微笑著對肖伯納說：“肖伯納先生，人們看到您，一定認為我們國家正在鬧饑荒。”“對，”肖伯納回答：“但他們一定認為這是您造成的。”