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　　低年級小學生天性活潑,巧用英語笑話引導低年級小學英語課堂,能有效活躍課堂氣氛,調動學生學習的積極性。本文是關於英文笑話演講稿，希望對大家有幫助!

　　關於英文笑話演講稿：一則廣告An ad

　　A newspaper carried this classified ad, "The man who picked up my wallet on Market Street was recognized. He is requested to return it."

　　A few days later this ad appeared, "The recognized man who picked up your wallet on Market Street requests the loser to call and get it."

　　關於英文笑話演講稿：頭條Headline

　　While taking photos of a bear eating fish in the forest, two journalists found the annoyed beast turned around to chase them.

　　In running, one journalist said to the other: "Can't run any more! What should we do?"

　　"No idea. But one of us will have his photo on the headline!"

　　關於英文笑話演講稿：為什麼總喝水

　　Why do you drink so much water

　　Father: Jack, why do you drink so much water?

　　Jack: I have just had an apple, Dad.

　　Father: What's that got to do with it?

　　Jack: I forgot to wash the apple.

　　關於英文笑話演講稿：我能得到什麼

　　What do I get

　　Teacher: If I cut a beefsteak in half and then cut the half in half, what do I get?

　　Tommy: Quarters.

　　Teacher: And then if I cut it twice again?

　　Tommy: Hamburger.

　　關於英文笑話演講稿：學以致用

　　Don't ever forget to repeat

　　In a sales company, the boss said to one of his employees, “The main thing to remember is repetition, repetition, repetition! That's the key! If you have a product to sell, keep harping on it in every way possible. Repeat it; cram it down people's throats. Even make yourself sickening and repulsive if you have to, but don't ever forget to repeat, repeat, repeat. It's the only way to get results and sell our products!”

　　So, the employee said, “Yes, sir!”

　　Then the boss said, “Now, what was it you came to see me about?” And the employee replied, “Well, sir, it's about a raise, a raise, a raise!”