兒童英語笑話故事精選

　　笑話是一種重要的交際手段,在人們的日常生活中起著重要作用,在社會文化中佔據著重要地位。小編分享兒童英語笑話故事，希望可以幫助大家!

　　兒童英語笑話故事：I Caught Every Step

　　我一級也沒漏

　　Mr. Brown was reading his evening paper when there came a tremendous banging down the stairs. He jumped up, ran to the hall, and discovered his schoolboy son sprawled on the floor.

　　Did you miss a step? asked his dad.

　　No, I caught every blessed one! came the bitter answered.

　　布朗先生在看晚報，忽然傳來一陣什麼東西從樓上摔下來的響聲。他跳了起來，跑到廳裡，發現自己上了學的兒子四角朝天地躺在地上。

　　你是不是踩漏了一級臺階?爸爸問。

　　不，我每一級都撞上了，一級也沒有漏掉!兒子痛苦地回答。

　　兒童英語笑話故事：But the teacher cried

　　可是老師哭了

　　The six-year-old John was terribly spoiled***被寵壞的*** . His father knew it, but his grandma doted on him. He hardly left her side. And when he wanted anything, heeither cried or threw a temper tantrum***亂髮脾氣*** . Then came his first day of school, his first day away from his grandmother's loving arms.

　　When he came home from school his grandma met him at the door.

　　Was school all right? she asked, Did you get along all right? did you cry?

　　Cry? John asked. No, I didn't cry, but the teacher did!

　　六歲的約翰嬌生慣養。他的父親知道這一點，可他的祖父母仍然寵著他。這孩子幾乎寸步不離他的祖母。他想要什麼不是哭，就是鬧。他第一天上學才離開祖母的懷抱。

　　約翰放學了，他奶奶在門口接他並問道：學校怎麼樣?你過的好嗎?哭了沒有?

　　哭?約翰問，不，我沒哭，可老師哭了。

　　兒童英語笑話故事：Who is Stupid 誰愚蠢

　　A teacher was trying to make use of her psychology courses. She started her class by saying, "Everyone who thinks you're stupid, stand up!"

　　Little Johnny then stood up.

　　The teacher said, "Do you think you're stupid, Johnny?"

　　"No, ma'am, but I hate to see you standing there all by yourself!"

　　一個老師在對學生們講心理學，“誰認為自己蠢就站起來?”她一開始就說。

　　小約翰尼站了起來。

　　“你認為你很蠢嗎，小約翰尼?”老師問。

　　“不是的，老師，我只是不喜歡看你一個人站著。”

　　兒童英語笑話故事：Lost Purse 丟失的錢包

　　A lady lost her handbag. It was found by an honest little boy and returned to her. Looking in her purse, she commented, "Hmmm.... That's funny. When I lost my bag there was a $20 bill in it. Now there are twenty $1 bills."

　　The boy quickly replied, "That's right, lady. The last time I found a lady's purse, she didn't have any change for a reward."

　　一個女人丟了手提包，有一個誠實的小孩撿到後交還給了她。她看了看錢包，說：“嗯，這麼有趣，我丟的時候裡面是一張20美元，現在成了20張一美元。”

　　“沒錯，夫人。”小男孩立刻回答道，“上次我撿到錢包時，那位夫人沒有零錢獎賞給我。”

　　兒童英語笑話故事：I know who god is

　　我知道上帝是誰了

　　A boy says to her mother, Mom, is God a man or woman?

　　The mom thinks a while and says, Well, son, God is both man and woman.

　　The son is confused, so he asks, Is God black or white?

　　The mother replies, God is both black and white, honey.

　　The son, still curious, says after a while, Is God gay or straight, mommy?

　　The mother, getting a little worried, answers, Son, God is both gay and

　　straight.

　　The son thinks about it, and his face lights up when he thinks he finally has answered his question: Is God Michael Jackson?

　　兒子：媽媽，上帝是白人還是黑人?

　　媽媽：寶貝，上帝是白人也是黑人!

　　兒子：那上帝是男人還是女人?

　　媽媽：寶貝，上帝是男人也是女人!

　　兒子：哦。我知道了，上帝是邁克爾·傑克遜!