有關爆笑中英文小笑話大全

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　　有關爆笑中英文小笑話：林肯過生日

　　Teacher: What great event happened in 1809?

　　Little Willy: Abraham Lincoln was born.

　　Teacher: Correct. And what great event happened in 1812?

　　Little Willy: Abraham Lincoln had his third birthday.

　　老師：1809年發生了什麼重大事件?

　　小威利：亞伯拉罕-林肯誕生。

　　老師：正確。那麼1812年發生了什麼重要事件呢?

　　小威利：亞伯拉罕-林肯過他的三週歲生日。

　　有關爆笑中英文小笑話：I Had to Change It Twice

　　Judge: I don't understand why you broke into the same store three nights　in a row.Prisoner: Well, Your Honor, I picked out a dress for my wife, and I had to change it twicebecause she didn't like the style.

　　不得不換兩次

　　法官：我真不明白你為什麼連續三天夜裡闖入同一家商店呢?

　　犯人：噢，閣下，我為我妻子挑選了一件衣服，因為她總是不喜歡衣服的樣式，所以，我才不得不去換了兩次。

　　有關爆笑中英文小笑話：Put the peach back on the tree

　　Bob: I had a rough time this morning. The farmer caught me in one of his peach trees.

　　Barbara: Gosh! What did you do?

　　Bob: I told him one of his peaches fell down and I was trying to put it back!

　　把桃子放回樹上去。

　　鮑勃：我今天早晨非常不順。那個農民在他的一棵桃樹上抓住了我。

　　芭巴拉：天啊!你幹了些什麼呀?

　　鮑勃：我告訴他他的一個桃子掉在地上了，我只是想把它放回去。

　　有關爆笑中英文小笑話：Asking a question

　　During the computer class, the teacher chastised one boy for talking to the girl sitting behindhim.

　　"I was just asking her a question, " the boy said.

　　"If you have a question, ask me," the teacher replied.

　　"OK," the boy answered. "Do you want to go out with me Friday night?"

　　問問題

　　計算機課上，老師批評一個男生，因為他和後邊的女生說話。

　　“我只不過問她一個問題。”男生說。

　　“如果你有問題，問我好了。”老師說道。

　　“那好吧，”這個男生說，“週五晚上你願意和我一起出去嗎?”